Miraculous Incorrect Quotes

115- MLB GC

I'll be using the beautifully thought out codenames I mentioned in chapter 100.

The iconic nicknames are back.

UwU

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Season 4 spoilers.

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GimmeTheScoopPsycho added BlindCultLeader to the Group Chat.

BlindCultLeader: what the fuck?

FuckedUpSucidalFurryWithDaddyIssues: Ouch, M'lady.

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: who thought LB's first words into the GC would be those.

TheOnlySanePerson: I expected that. All of you pull a great deal of bull-

AllPigsGoToHeaven: 's eye! All of you have excellent aim!

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou: Who let Pigella in? She's too dam innocent-

DollarStoreNinjaTurtle: here we have another day of Pigella being pure and Chloe swearing not to swear.

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou: Swearing is unladylike, uNLESS OF COURSE, LADYBUG DOES IT, SHE'S AWESOME, secondly, it's Queen Bee to you Cowabunga.

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: NOT COWABUNGA 💀

DollarStoreNinjaTurtle changed their name to NotCowabunga

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou: Whatever. I do not swear. And I have said this once, I'll say it again, Pigella is too innocent-

PrettyBoyWithLoveIssues: so is Vespe-

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou: I WILL fucking stretch you into a FUCKING cloth and use you as a FUCKING mop to wipe off your entire FUCKING ASS ship, you twisted boneless FUCKTARD snake-

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou:

FuckedUpSucidalFurryWithDaddyIssues: I-

😹😹😹

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: so much for not being 'unladylike' Chloe- xD

BlindCultLeader: y'all make me lose faith in humanity.

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: you know what else makes me lose faith in humanity? A certain person desperately trying to talk to thei-

BlindCultLeader: give me your fucking miraculous back.

VintageKnock-OffMarinette: Tea👀

BlindCultLeader: ...

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: ...

FuckedUpSucidalFurryWithDaddyIssues: ...

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou: ...

PrettyBoyWithLoveIssues: ...

TheOnlySanePerson: ...

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: who taught Kagami that-

FuckedUpSucidalFurryWithDaddyIssues: yOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PROVE NOW, KAGAMI! IT WAS VIPERION, WASN'T IT!? PLEASE TELL ME IT WASSSSSS-

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou: psht, Viperion? Impossible.

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: the only agreeable thing Chloe has ever said.

What'sGucci?CertainlyNotYou: shut up, Volpina.

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: yOu DiD nOt JuSt-

BlindCultLeader: knock it off, you two-

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: oh, I'm gonna knock YOU OFF FOR INTERRUPTING ME-

TheOnlySanePerson: I-

I did not calculate that-

FuckedUpSucidalFurryWithDaddyIssues: dID YOU JUST-

NotCowabunga: cHAT HOLD OFF ON THE CATACLYSM-

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: wAIT THAT WAS LADYBUG-

GimmeTheScoopPsycho deleted their previous message.

GimmeTheScoopPsycho: I am SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS!!! I HAVE SINNED-

BlindCultLeader: I-it's alright.

AllPigsGoToHeaven: anyways, Luka's basically a saint. He wouldn't say that-

VintageKnock-OffMarinette changed their name to ButItWasLuka

ButItWasLuka: *slurps coffee*

PrettyBoyWithLoveIssues: ...

PrettyBoyWithLoveIssues: traitor

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BlindCultLeader: Everytime I think that these idiots are gonna save Paris, I'm concerned.

FuckedUpSucidalFurryWithDaddyIssues: and every time WE KISS, I SWEAR I COULD FLY-

BlindCultLeader: bUT WE DON'T KISS-

FuckedUpSucidalFurryWithDaddyIssues: aND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT!?

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I wanted to write more but I cannot today because I was an idiot and fell off my cycle while cycling and have injured my entire fucking arm.

😃🔫

I probably won't be able to reply to your comments today a lot either but I'll read all of them.

Very sorry😭

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Ladybug, holding on for dear life: wHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE LIKE THIS-

Chat: mario kart