Miraculous Incorrect Quotes

156-MultiChat

Ok but can we talk about PV Chat's transformation?

I swear the hair movement is sO PRETTY FICUSLESERCNHESU

WE WERE ROBBED.

ISTG I NEED A PV EPISODE SO BAD IT HURTS.

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So I've always sort of had this headcanon that Ladybug (she always has to be so poised, perfect and calm, professional and cold) holds herself back a LOT.

In the terms of Chat.

She wants to shower him with affection, especially after the events of Chat Blanc, but she refrains herself from doing so because she doesn't want her kitty to turn into Blanc again (refer 'In the Defence of Ladybug') by getting too close to him.

But she's very curious, and she's always intrigued by Chat's cat-like tendencies.

('Did I just hear you PURR!?')

SO-

HEAR ME OUT-

WHAT IF SHE SATISFIES ALL HER CURIOSITY 

AS MULTIMOUSE.

LIKE, SHE RUBS HIM UNDER THE CHIN TO SEE IF HE PURRS BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS, AND I MEAN A L W A Y S WANTED TO DO THAT.

AND HE DOES.

SHE ASKS IF HE COULD MOVE HIS EARS AND TAIL ON DEMAND.

SHE MULTIPLIES INTO SEVERAL MULTI...MICE? AND CLOSELY INSPECTS HIS HAIS, EARS, TAIL (SHE SLIDES DOWN HIS TAIL, SHE ROLLS HERSELF AROUND HIS TAIL, SHE PLAYS CATCH WITH HIS TAIL AND CHASES HIS TAIL AND OMIGOD MY HEART) AND MULTIPLE TIMES CHAT HAD TO HOLD HIMSELF BACK FROM JUST NOT STRAIGHT-UP POUNCING ON HER.

'I'M NOT A REAL CAT, I'M NOT A REAL CAT, I'M NOT A REAL CAT'

AND WHAT'S BETTER!?

SHE ONCE LEFT OUT A CARDBOARD BOX PURPOSELY TO SEE CHAT'S REACTION.

AND HE TOTALLY SNUGGLED UP IN THERE, EVEN THO HE DIDN'T FIT. AND THEN HE STARTED PURRING AND MAKING ALL THESE CUTE 'MEOW' NOISES AND MULTIMOUSE ALMOST DIED.

AND OMIGOD HIS EARS TWITCH AND HIS NOSE ALSO JERKS AND SCRUNCHES UP AND HE SOMETIMES JUST BACK-FLOPS TO THE GROUND AND STARTS RAISING HIS ARMS UP AND DOWN AND STARES AT THE CEILING ENDLESSLY AND HE ALSO ROLLS OVER AND UVVRNHKSZHVNOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TOO CUTE AND I THINK I MIGHT EXPLODE-

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET.

THIS GREEDY LITTLE SHIT ALSO BROUGHT A LASER SJHVBSGLSKNBHJVCBUVDY VJBHMCGLA. 

SO FOR A WHOLE HOUR, SHE SAW CHAT ADORABLE CHASING AND FAILING TO CATCH THE LASER BEAM AND HE WAS SO MUCH LIKE A CAT-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Yeah I'm ok now.

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Exams are cancelled (I can hear the comments saying: you lucky bitch-) and I have more time to update so GO ME!

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I wanted to write some fluffy adorable-ness before crushing your hearts with angs-

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I was searching for more incorrect quotes and-

There were SO MANY JADE WEST DIALOGUES- 

All of Jade's lines should be incorrect quotes.

Everything coming out of that woman's mouth is ICONIC.

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Ladybug: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Chat: tHE COW???

Ladybug: What?

Viperion: Chat, W H Y?