Um, is this thing on?
It's on, now start-
YEAH, OK!
I'M M-M-MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG AND TODAY I'LL BE HOSTING YOUR CHAPTER-
Calm down, Marinette, you'll freak them out-
oH RIGHT OK, SORRY-
So, as I said before—*checks script*—I'll be hosting today's chapter!
I'm supposed to tell some juicy secrets about every member of my friend group—please don't tell them!!!
Let's start off with Alya!!!
That madwoman once chased down an entire army of supervillains only because someone stole her cereal.
She's literally obsessed with cereal.
And I'm very disappointed to say that she pours milk in first-
oKAY BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH POURING MILK IN FIRST-
iT'S JUST WRONG-
IT'S NOT CEREAL ANYMORE-
IT'S AN ABOMINATION TO HUMANITY-
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aHEM.
Then we move on to Nino.
Nino is just Nino.
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Annnnnnnd now we have Adrien-
Don't ask how I know this, but he watches cat videos.
ALL.
DAY.
LONG.
And the Nyan cat lives in his head rent-free 24/7.
And not just regular cats.
This is his search page:
(yes I am a stalker, you got something to say?)
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(Growing up, never in my life did I imagine I'd have to search the things in the tabs)
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Note: AMAB means assigned male at birth and AFAB means assigned female at birth.
Marinette: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Alya: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Adrien: I personally was created in a lab.
Nino: I just straight up spawned lol
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