Miraculous Incorrect Quotes

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Make the comments look like Marinette's search history.

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I am putting a LOT of thought into the 100th chapter special, and it's going to be LONG, and I can 10000% assure you, you're going to LOVE it.

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This means I won't have a lot for this chapter, but here's some comics instead!

Let the baby be happy for once, LB.

Also, how the fuck do you not fall for someone who makes THAT face-

A d o r a b l e.

✨I love me too✨

Ha.

Canon.

lOOK AT HIS FACE-

hONESTLY, IKR-

Is that supposed to be a song-

Also, I believe in Viper-Cat-Mouse trio supremacy.

This just gave me so many ideas for so many headcanons-

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Why is making people laugh so hard-

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My hair only has two moods throughout my life.

It's either REALLY straight.

Or REALLY gay—Oh wait no—curly-

WILD IS WHAT I MEAN.

Totally.

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Y'know, funny story, there was this Japanese person who recently moved in our neighbourhood, and my dumbass weeb friend (weeb is a person who loves anime) tried correcting HIM (the native Japanese) on how to speak his OWN language.

I felt so sorry for him.

And to all Japanese people reading this, I am sO SORRY you had to read that.

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Tell me the most relatable thing you've ever come across.

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This chapter is dedicated to all the underrated side characters.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Juleka: Crap.

Nathaneal: Wait three?

Cop: yes.

Kim: Shit, Alix fell off-