Miraculous Incorrect Quotes

81- Chef Chat AU

I WANT EVERYBODY TO STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT MARINETTE INSTEAD.

HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT FALL FOR HER-

SHE'S SO ADORABLE I-

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Chat as a cooking YouTuber headcanons!

(Crazy, right?)

-Wears all black, chef caps and all.

-"It makes my eyes stand out, don't you think?"

-Only instructs, doesn't actually do the cooking. It's Marinette's uncle who does that.

-He is a disaster in the kitchen.

-Loves the tingling of glass when he stirs the contents with the spoon.

-"And now we add the hot chilli sauce! Not hotter than me, of course, but it's getting there~"

-Ropes in Ladybug in her spare time too. He is actually surprised at how well Ladybug cooks.

-"And now it's time to roast these marshmallows lightly like-" accidentally turns on the flame too high, "MEOWCH, HOLY MAMA-"

-Doesn't take credit for cooking, of course.

-Has a way higher percentage of female viewers but that's obvious.

-Sings while mixing contents and you can probably imagine this.

-He and Ladybug sword fight using the baguettes. (Long french loaves of bread.)

-OBVIOUSLY, he makes puns.

-He wears a pink apron.

-While making pizza, he kept singing: Another one bites the crust.

-"Thanks for watching! Make sure you subscribe to this channel for more juicy content and Avo (avocado) good day!"

-"Question from Miss Chloe Bourgeois: Why is your show so unglamorous?

Well, Miss Chloe, pardon my french but you're being a douchebaguette."

-He crashes at the Dupain-Chengs' to learn more recipes weekly.

-Marinette is not happy.

-But she loves him so she accepts her fate anyway.

-"Meh."

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Can someone tell me how the fuck did I think of Chat being a chef-

I mEAN-

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[Marinette having a bad day]

Marinette: BEHOLD

Marinette: the field in which I grow my fucks!

Marinette: Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see

Marinette: That it is barren!

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Alya would so go: geez-

And god forbid the person in front of her did not take the hint and kept on annoying her.

That poor soul.