𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 | rini & jolivia oneshots

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Back with another not-exactly chapter. Enjoy, humanoids.

good 4 u: I'm still worried about her grammar skills.

A high school cheerleader is filming her own reality TV show. Outside, she maintains a perfect appearance, but on the inside, she's a psychopath. There's a history behind why she became one, and it's because her boyfriend dumped her for another girl. She has an obsession with lights and makeup.

She has turned to cheerleading to relieve herself, but she's not as enthusiastic and is quite antagonistic. She acts unproblematic and innocent, but in her mind, she's drowning in her own sorrows and burning her room to ashes. I mean, I don't blame her. If I was stuck in that gym with all those brainlessly perky cheerleaders, I'd become a psycho, too.

She gives me Ronald Pergman vibes, with the gloves and the oil can. Afterward, she becomes a mad woman. If this was the 19th century, she'd be sent to the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. She commits arson to her (or the boyfriend's) room, and now swims in a lake after her natural disaster has struck. Let's hope she doesn't drown herself.

The timeline:

"drivers license"- a girl with bad grammar can't get over a boy and still fucking loves him.
"deja vu"- the girl STILL has bad grammar and talks about how the boy (or love interest in general) is just repeating everything that they did together for a new girl.
"good 4 u"- her grammar has still not improved. Hooray, hooray, she has joined the sarcasm squad. After he dumps her, she has slowly gotten over her heartbreak and becomes a mad psycho.

Moral of the story:

Don't date anyone. Being single is the best. You'll either cry in your room for days or become a mad psychopathic cheerleader if you get heartbroken.

Final verdict and summary: a woman has relationship problems. She's slowly going insane about it and then commits arson. Guess she's just fakin' it till she makes it.

Imagine when she gets into her late adulthood.

Edit: I just realized that the uniforms are from the Princess Diaries—

Feel Something: I sincerely thank Joshua for capitalizing his titles. Well, he is two years older than Olivia, so I can see why.

A dude with curly hair lets his inner seven-year-old self loose. I guess this is what it's like to have friends.

That car wash scene? Truly iconic. I should make a meme about the clip where his mouth is just...wow.

So...they're all crazy. But again, so am I. This kind of crazy isn't the psychopath kind of crazy, it's the good kind, I guess. They like to wheel an empty shopping cart around the parking lot at midnight, they like to spray paint cars and wind blow each others' mouths, and they eat cake. I like the last part a lot.

Also, the girl looks familiar. I just realized she's Tara from Coop and Cami Ask the World.

Final verdict and summary: these teenagers/young adults are crazy and want to run while they're young and keep the faith. This was definitely happier than the psychopath cheerleader one.

So, what'd y'all think? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!!!

Keep reading. Keep writing. Keep dreaming.

-V