I wasn't getting ideas or requests so made another part of 'incorrect quotes' have fun.
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Jungkook: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Miya : Cool I'll remember to say that on yours next time!
Jungkook : *sweating*
Miya *in a high voice, holding barbie* - hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Jimin : *in a deep voice, holding ken* - nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Suga - what the fuck are you guys doing?
Miya - playing systemic oppression
Namjoon - Miya and I don’t use pet names.
Suga - I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Namjoon - Honey?
Miya - *from the other side of the room* Yes, dear?
Namjoon -
Suga - Don't ever lie to my face again
Jungkook - If you had to choose between Jimin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Miya - That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Jimin - *glaring*
Jungkook - 63 cents.
Miya - I'll take the money.
Jimin - BITCH!!!
Jin - I know you two snuck out last night, Jungkook and Miya.
Miya * whispering to Jungkook* - Play dumb!
Jungkook - Who's Jungkook?
Miya - NOT THAT DUMB!!!
*Taehyung and Miya sitting in jail together*
Taehyung - So who should we call?
Miya - I’d call Jin hyung, but I feel safer in jail
Miya - Namjoon and I are having a baby.
Hoseok - That's gre-
Miya - *slamming adoption papers on the table* It's you, sign here.
Jin - Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Suga - You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Miya - You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Suga - Good thinking
Taehyung - [holding a python] Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Hoseok - You did WHAT–
Miya - William Snakepeare
Miya - Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Jimin - You were flirting with Namjoon.
Miya - So what? He's my partner.
Jimin - You asked him if he was single.
Miya -
Jimin - And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
Store worker - Would a Ms. Michelle Simpsons please come to the front desk?
Miya *arriving at the desk* - Hello, is there a problem?
Store worker - *points to Jungkook and Taehyung* I believe they belong to you?
Jungkook and Taehyung simultaneously - We got lost :(
Miya - I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Miya - Jungkook and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Jin - *Sighing* What did Jungkook do?
Miya - He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Jungkook - Who wants a steering wheel?
Taehyung - What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Namjoon - Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Miya - Smad
Miya - We need to get through this locked door. Jungkook, give me your credit card.
Jungkook - Here.
Miya *pocketing it* Thanks. Namjoon kick down the door
Jimin - [at a restaurant] You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Miya - Okay
Waiter - Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Jimin - Orange soda, please!
Miya - I'll have the strawberry soda.
Suga - Me too, strawberry soda.
Jimin -
Miya - I trust Taehyung
Jin - You think he knows what he's doing?
Miya - I wouldn't go that far.
Namjoon - You have to apologize to Jungkook, he's crying.
Miya - Fine.
Miya - *to Jungkook* 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Hoseok - What time is it?
Miya - I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Miya - *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Suga - WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Miya - It’s 2 am
Miya - Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Jimin - I'm a knife.
Suga *from across the room* - He's the little spoon
*The 8 are having dinner together*
Jungkook - Hyung, can you pass the salt?
Suga - *Throws Miya across the table*
Jungkook - How's the sexiest person here~?
Taehyung - I don't know, how are they~?
Jungkook - *flustered* I-
Miya - *from across the room* I'm doing great, thanks.
Jimin - I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Jin - We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Jimin - Yes!
Miya - I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you
Namjoon - *driving Jungkook and Miya* So how was your day?
Jungkook - We almost got surprise adopted!
Namjoon - What?
Miya - We almost got kidnapped.
Namjoon - Oh,okay.
Namjoon - *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT
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I'm the 8th one || BTS ||
FanfictionF!Reader as the BTS eighth member. name already given for the character cuz I don't like using Y/n (it's lame) (DISCONTINUED) Work of pure fiction. But there's no harm in fantasizing is it? ;)
