Incorrect Quotes Pt.4

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Mi : I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Namjoon : I wake up at 4:30 AM
Mi :
Mi : I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Mi : A thief.
Taehyung : Theif?
Mi : Thief.
Mi : I before E, except after C.
Taehyung : Thceif.
Mi : No.

Mi : Is something burning?
Jungkook : Just my love for you.
Mi : Jungkook, the toaster is on fire.

Mi : You saved me. I owe you my life.
Jin :  No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.


Hoseok, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Mi : *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.


Mi :  *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Jimin : *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.


Jungkook : So are we flirting right now?
Mi : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU?
Jungkook : That doesn’t answer my question



Mi : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Yoongi : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.



Taehyung : What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Mi : Go the fuck to sleep
Taehyung : What gif I don't want to?
Mi : Fuck You.



Jin : Mimi and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Mi : Sentences.
Jin : Don't interrupt me.



Taehyung : Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jungkook : You’re a hazard to society
Mi : And a coward. DO TWENTY.


Jungkook : Bye Michelle! Bye Taehyung! Bye Jimin! Bye Jin! Bye Michelle!
Jimin : You said ‘bye Michelle’ twice.
Jungkook : I like Michelle.


Mi : I told Jungkook his ears flush when he lies.
Jin : Why?
Mi : Look.
Mi : Hey Jungkook! Do you love us?
Jungkook, covering his ears: No.
Jin:


Mi: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Yoongi: Dumbass that's a coma.
Mi : Sounds festive.

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