I love these 😩
If i post these just assume I don't have any ideas rn :)
Namjoon - What are your goals?
Miya - To pet all the dogs.
Namjoon - No, fitness goals.
Miya - To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Miya - Have you seen a person named 'Min Yoongi' around here?
Man - Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Jimin - It looks fine to me?
Man - IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Taehyung - If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Miya - How am I supposed to know?
Taehyung - You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Miya - *sighs*
Miya - You wouldn't be trapped.
Jimin - You kidnapped Ariana Grande? That’s illegal!
Miya - But Jimin, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing her, or destroying our dreams?
Jimin - Kidnapping her, Idiot!!
Jin - Miya, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Jimin - What, to kidnap people?!?!
Jungkook - To work together!
Jimin - TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Miya - Jimin, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Miya - Is stabbing someone immoral?
Hoseok - Not if they consent to it.
Yoongi - Depends who you’re stabbing.
Namjoon - YES?!?
Jungkook - Yo is Yoongi hyung sleeping or dead?
Miya - Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Hoseok - Yeah, so did I.
Yoongi - Okay first of all, fuck you-
(Miya, Jungkook, and Taehyung are sitting on a bench)
Jimin - Why do you guys look so sad?
Miya - Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Jimin sits down*
Jungkook - The bench is freshly painted.
Miya - Yoongi isn’t answering his phone
Hoseok - I’ll call
Miya - Jimin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Yoongi - (from the other side of the phone) Hello?
Jin - So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Miya - Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Yoongi, deer!"
Jin - ...And what did Yoongi do?
Miya - ...He said "Yes, Honey?"
Yoongi - (grumbling in the distance)
Taehyung - I know you love him.
Miya - I am not in love with Joonie!
Taehyung, (staring at Miya) - I never said who...
Miya - *realizes*
Miya - Shit. Well, anyways-
Jungkook - The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Miya - Sacrifice? I nominate Jimin
Jimin - Wait, what?
Miya - Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Jimin - I'm 5'7, it's like average height in most of the world!
Jungkook - Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!
Hoseok - Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Miya - My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Miya - You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Taehyung - drinking toast Why do you say that?
Hoseok - What is your biggest weakness?
Miya - I can be uncooperative.
Hoseok - Okay, can you give me an example?
Miya - No.
Miya - You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Jungkook - I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Miya - Absolutely not.
Namjoon - Violence isn't the answer.
Miya - You’re right.
Namjoon - *sighs in relief*
Miya - Violence is the question.
Namjoon - What?
Miya - , bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Namjoon - running after her NO-
Miya - Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Jimin - Twelve, actually.
Miya - Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Jimin - Yours!
Miya - That's right: no one's.
*Miya and Hoseok skipping stones on lake*
Hoseok - It’s such a beautiful evening.
Miya - whispering: Take that you fucking lake.
Taehyung - Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Miya - Okay.
Taehyung - And make out during the scary parts.
Miya - Wai-
Taehyung - The scary parts.
Taehyung - Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Miya - I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Jin - It’s not a joke.
Jin - *sniffles*
Jin - I’m a legit snack.
Taehyung - Must be hard not being able to laugh
Miya - I do have a sense of humor you know
Taehyung - I’ve never heard you laugh before
Miya - I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Jimin - You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Miya - That's why I carry two swords.
Jimin - pointing: May I sit there?
Miya - That's my lap
Jimin - That doesn't answer my question, mommy
Jungkook - Am I in trouble?
Miya - Take a guess.
Jungkook - No?
Miya - Take another guess.
Yoongi - Change is inedible.
Miya - Don't you mean inevitable?
Yoongi - spitting out coins No, I did not.
Miya - I’m going to take you out
Jimin - great, it’s a date!
Miya - I meant that as a threat.
Jimin - See you at five!
Taehyung I actually have a black belt.
Miya - In what, karate?
Taehyung - No, from Gucci.
Yoongi - In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Miya - FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Yoongi - No! Four to five seconds!
Miya - Too late!!!
Jin - Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Miya - I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Jin - 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Doctor - WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Miya - Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Doctor, desperately, as The patient bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Miya - Oh! B positive.
Doctor - DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
The patient -
Miya -, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Jungkook - But – that’s just a trash can.
Miya - It sure is!
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I'm the 8th one || BTS ||
FanfictionF!Reader as the BTS eighth member. name already given for the character cuz I don't like using Y/n (it's lame) (DISCONTINUED) Work of pure fiction. But there's no harm in fantasizing is it? ;)
