His Dancer

Semi-Accurate/True Quotes

Kaoru: "You have to pick your battles, Hikaru"

Hikaru: "I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them."

*Ren and Kyoya cuddling, ignoring the world*

Me: "You wish that was you, huh?"

Tamaki: "What would you say if one day, I came home with six puppies?"

Kyoya: "What's in the box?"

Tamaki: "...."

Kyoya: What's in the box, Tamaki?"

Tamaki: "I think you know."

Dimitri: "Nothing like some good old couple's yoga."

Ichiro: "you ready, alright breath." *pushes his back down*

Dimitir: *lets out a sexual moan*

Ichiro: "WTF!"

Later

Dimitri: "I was letting out some tension."

Ichiro: "What kind of tension makes you make that kind of noise?"

Dimitri: "Sexual tension."

Producer: "Mori was supposed to be the one who Haruhi was supposed to end up with."

Ren: "You're telling me, Mori could've been my brother in law, instead of the french noodle?!"

Summed up version of Chapter 41

Ren: "My baby needs me."

Asami: "What about me, Ma?"

Ren: You've always been able to take care of yourself, you don't need me."

Adrian and Ryuu: "Alright, what about me?"

Ren: "You were always strong and independent before I got here, you don't need me."

Haru, Hitoshi, and Kenji: "What about me?"

Ren: "You. You need the wizard of Oz."

Ryuu: "Tell me something that I don't know."

Adrian: "You didn't hear this from me, but some little birdie told me, Kenji has been crushing on Asami."

Hitoshi: "No Me Diga."

Tamaki: "And that's when it hit me, the best idea I ever had in my entire life."

Kyoya: "That's the worst idea you ever had in your entire life."

Ren's reaction seeing Ryuu for the first time: "WOAH! DAMN! I don't know what the hell you feed him, but he is too damn big!"

Haruhi: "I'm not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally."

Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kasanoda: "I can vouch for that."