His Dancer

Incorrect Quotes III

Kenji: *sits on the motorcycle* "What seems to be the problem, Officer?"

Ren: "Get the FUCK off of my motorcycle!"

Adrian: "I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?"

Asami: *mumbles*

Adrian: "What was that?"

Asami: "You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies."

"Aren't the stars amazing tonight?"

*mumbles* "you're the brightest star."

Dimitri: "-kidding me? You-"

Ichiro: "Fucking."

Dimitri"-Idiot!!!"

Kyoya: "Being tired isn't even a mood anymore, it's my entire personality."

Ren:*pouring Monster and Red Bull into his coffee* "I'm going to die." *Chugs it*

Adrian:

Haru:

Kenji:

Ryuu: "..mood"

Haruhi:"I have feelings for you."

Beni: "You do?"

Haruhi: "Yes. I feel you're a little annoying."

DImitri: "Use a line that has "have and I"."

Haru:"I have an army."

Ryuu:"We have a hulk."

Kenji: "I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!"

Hitoshi: "I have the high ground."

Asami: "You have something I want."

Ren: "I'm in shock. Look, I have a blanket!"

Adrian: "I got a cauliflower in case a vegetarian comes."

Hitoshi: "I have crippling depression."

"If I went missing for a week, do you think you would be alarmed?"

"I think so."

"That's-that's nice, you would be alarmed I think-"

"You're my friend."

"I don't like how you said that. You said it with-"

"YOU"RE MY FRIEND!"

"Why are you yelling at me, you're my friend?"

*picks them up* "YOU'RE MY FRIEND!"

Ren: "Pretty boy, with me I said."

Kyoya: ".....Oh, I'm pretty boy?"

Ren: "Yes, oh that came out quickly."

Kyoya: "Pretty? Me?!"

Asami: " I just came here to the party for the-"

Ryuu: "KNIFE!"

Adrian: "NO!"

Dimitri: "A child."

Ichiro: "No."

Kenji: "Truck!"

Hitoshi: *HONK*