His Dancer

Incorrect Quotes II

Alright I apologize if you expected a full-on chapter, I started writing something, and I'm looking back at it and immediately hated it, instantly wanting to rewrite and publish a weekly update because I love you all too much and want to give you something to read so here it is.

[In an arguement]

Dimitri: "Fuck you."

Ichiro: "Later. Now, listen here, you little shit..."

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Benibara: *Breaths*

Ren: "I'm about to knock someone's face in!"

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Ren:*chokes on something*

Haru: "Jeez Shortie, don't die on me!"

Ren: "Don't tell me what to do; I'll die whenever the hell I want!"

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Beni: *Seductively approaches Haruhi and whispers in her ear* "Talk dirty to me~"

Haruhi: "Dirt, dust, mud."

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Tamaki: "It's a little muggy out today."

Kyoya: "I swear to god if I go outside and all our teacups are on the lawn, I'm leaving."

Tamaki: *Sips hot cocoa from a bowl*

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Ryuu: *picking out phone chargers with Hitoshi* "Do you think this one's long enough to tie a noose?"

Hitoshi: "What the fuck is wrong with you, senpai!"

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Kenji: "I laugh in the face of danger

Adrian: "You cried for 45 minutes and begged for both Ryuu and Ren not to leave, so Asami had to get you ice cream."

Kenji: "That was ages ago!"

Adrian: "That was 10 minutes ago..."

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Kyoya's father: "Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?"

Kyoya: "Experience."

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Asami: "Hey can you get me a drink?"

Hitoshi: "What do you want?"

Asami: "Something as dark as my unforgiving soul."

Hitoshi: Sets a glass of milk next to her*

Asami: "I feel offended."

Hitoshi: "You should."

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Random person: "So who's the idiot of the relationship?"

Kyoya: