What's this? Two updates in a day?!?!? Well I'm going to be honest, this would have been this week's chapter if I didn't finish my schoolwork, but I decided Fuck it, let's see if they like it. so enjoy~
Ren: "80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% doesn't caring."
Kyoya: "That's 110%..."
Ren: "20% doesn't care."
Kyoya: "Should've seen that one coming."
Ryu: "K-k-ki-"
Ren: "Take your time, Babe. It's okay."
Ryu: "Ki-i-"
Ren: "You can do it."
Ryu: "KILL ME, I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW!"
Adrian:"...Well I was hoping for 'kiss me' but letting emotions out is good too."
Kyoya: "Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!"
Ryuu: "You say 'you people, as if you're not a part of the group. Well I got news for you, bud. You're already on the christmas card."
Hitoshi: "Ive done a lot of dumbshit."
Kenji: "Ive joined on a lot of that dumb shit."
Ryuu and Adrian: "Ive witness a lot of dumb shit."
Asami: "Ive recorded a lot of dumb shit."
Ren: "WE'VE TRIED STOPPING YOU FROM DOING. A LOT OF DUMB SHIT!"
Kyoya: "Hey has anyone seen my top?"
Hikaru: "Yeah, Ren is talking to Haruhi."
Tamaki:*chokes on his coffee*
Kaoru: *spits out his drink*
Ren: "You-You are-"
Kasanoda: "Dangerous, terrifying, ugly, your worst nightmare-"
Ren: "Adorable!"
Kasanoda: "..."
Ren: *wears heels that make her taller than Kyoya by an inch or two* "You're so small and bitter, you're like a human espresso."
Kyoya: "..."
Honey, worried: "Tama-chan wont come out of his room."
Ren: Just tell him I said something.
Honey: "Like what?"
Ren: "Anything."
Tamaki, rushing down the stairs: "YOUR FATHER RESPECTS ME??????"
Kenji: "Describe me in one word."
Asami: "Ancient."
Ren: *kisses Kyoya's cheek*
Kyoya: "What is this?"
Ren: "Affection."
Kyoya: "Disgusting...........Do it again."
Host Club: *lost track of Haruhi*
Kaoru: "Desperate times calls for Desperate measures."
Hikaru:*uses hands as a microphone* "LETS GO GET EAT SOME FANCY TUNA, GUYS!"
Haruhi: "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?"
Mori: "Found her."
Killer: "I see you."
Kenji: "....................do I look good?"
Anyone:"Have you ever accidentally befriended someone whose very irritating?"
Ren:*looks at Kenji and Hitoshi*
Kyoya:*looks at Tamaki*
Ren and Kyoya: "Yes."
Ren:"Where's the pocky? I thought you said you went to the store?"
Haruhi:*mumbles*
Ren:"Eh?"
Haruhi: "It was on the top shelf, I couldn't reach it!"
Someone: "You have a devil on your shoulder?"
Ren: *resting her chin on Ryuu's shoulder*
Ryuu:"Yes."
Ren: "Im not one for romance, but I am one for half priced chocolate! Let's go!"
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His Dancer
FanfictionRen Fujioka, a sister whose year older than Haruhi. The typical protective sarcastic sister, but she looks way different from Haruhi and has been studying at another school for a couple of years. She decided to come home and spend her last two years...