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What's this? Two updates in a day?!?!? Well I'm going to be honest, this would have been this week's chapter if I didn't finish my schoolwork, but I decided Fuck it, let's see if they like it. so enjoy~

Ren: "80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% doesn't caring."

Kyoya: "That's 110%..."

Ren: "20% doesn't care."

Kyoya: "Should've seen that one coming."


Ryu: "K-k-ki-"

Ren: "Take your time, Babe. It's okay."

Ryu: "Ki-i-"

Ren: "You can do it."

Ryu: "KILL ME, I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW!"

Adrian:"...Well I was hoping for 'kiss me' but letting emotions out is good too."

Kyoya: "Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!"

Ryuu: "You say 'you people, as if you're not a part of the group. Well I got news for you, bud. You're already on the christmas card."

Hitoshi: "Ive done a lot of dumbshit."

Kenji: "Ive joined on a lot of that dumb shit."

Ryuu and Adrian: "Ive witness a lot of dumb shit."

Asami: "Ive recorded a lot of dumb shit."

Ren: "WE'VE TRIED STOPPING YOU FROM DOING. A LOT OF DUMB SHIT!"

Kyoya: "Hey has anyone seen my top?"

Hikaru: "Yeah, Ren is talking to Haruhi."

Tamaki:*chokes on his coffee*

Kaoru: *spits out his drink*

Ren: "You-You are-"

Kasanoda: "Dangerous, terrifying, ugly, your worst nightmare-"

Ren: "Adorable!"

Kasanoda: "..."

Ren: *wears heels that make her taller than Kyoya by an inch or two* "You're so small and bitter, you're like a human espresso."

Kyoya: "..."

Honey, worried: "Tama-chan wont come out of his room."

Ren: Just tell him I said something.

Honey: "Like what?"

Ren: "Anything."

Tamaki, rushing down the stairs: "YOUR FATHER RESPECTS ME??????"

Kenji: "Describe me in one word."

Asami: "Ancient."

Ren: *kisses Kyoya's cheek*

Kyoya: "What is this?"

Ren: "Affection."

Kyoya: "Disgusting...........Do it again."

Host Club: *lost track of Haruhi*

Kaoru: "Desperate times calls for Desperate measures."

Hikaru:*uses hands as a microphone* "LETS GO GET EAT SOME FANCY TUNA, GUYS!"

Haruhi: "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?"

Mori: "Found her."

Killer: "I see you."

Kenji: "....................do I look good?"

Anyone:"Have you ever accidentally befriended someone whose very irritating?"

Ren:*looks at Kenji and Hitoshi*

Kyoya:*looks at Tamaki*

Ren and Kyoya: "Yes."

Ren:"Where's the pocky? I thought you said you went to the store?"

Haruhi:*mumbles*

Ren:"Eh?"

Haruhi: "It was on the top shelf, I couldn't reach it!"

Someone: "You have a devil on your shoulder?"

Ren: *resting her chin on Ryuu's shoulder*

Ryuu:"Yes."

Ren: "Im not one for romance, but I am one for half priced chocolate! Let's go!"


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