The Complete Chronological Works

Ham and Cheese Sandwhiches

my mom is bad at a lot of things
she is bad at listening
she is bad at comprising
she is bad learning
she is bad at taking me seriously
she is bad knowing when i need her most

but

she is good at making sandwiches.
she always used jalapeño monterey jack cheese
and lettuce
and real ham
a little bit of butter, and mayo.
she makes it perfect every time.

so if i can't count on anything else
at least i can count on her
so make me a good sandwich