A Perfect Assassin (Assassination Classroom X Male Reader)

Humid Time

Class 3-E
(Y/N) POV

Me: Sensei, your head has gotten bigger.

Ritsu: Yep, he's right. Your head has become 33% larger than usual.

Koro-sensei: Oh, it's because it absorbed moisture and swelled up. Since the weather is so humid.

Almost everyone: That's just like uncooked rice!!

He then squeezed his head and water came out from it.

Koro-sensei: I avoided all the raindrops on my way to school, but I can't do a thing about the humidity.

Me*thought*: He avoided raindrops? Does that mean he's sensitive to water?

Sara: Well... With the state of this building... There's really no helping it.

Rio: I'm jealous of the main building and its perfect air-conditioned.

Hinano then noticed something.

Hinano: Sensei, what happened to your hat? It's a bit loose.

Koro-sensei: How good of you to ask. That's because it's finally grown.

He took off his hat revealing a mushroom.

Koro-sensei: My hair, that is.

Almost everyone: That's a mushroom!!

He plucked the mushroom and wear his hat back before eating the mushroom.

Koro-sensei: Even the rainy season has its benefits. Let's spend these dreary, wet days in high spirits.

Timeskip
After school
In front of the station
(Y/N) POV

Sugino: C'mon~ Lemme have one of those strawberries on top.

Kayano: No way!! I always eat the most delicious thing last!!!

Nagisa just laughed at them.

Okano: Hey, look at that.

She said while pointing at someone.

Okano: I'm pretty sure the one with him is Tsuchiya Kaho from Class C.

Sugino: Oho~ He's just as popular as always.

Me:.... Just don't put your hope too high. That girl is from Class C, after all.

???: I see, I see.

We looked at a tree beside us and saw Koro-sensei writing notes.

Koro-sensei: Maehara-kun sharing an umbrella in front of the station.