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Remus, drunk and speaking spanish: "¿Alguna vez te he dicho lo hermosos que son tus ojos?" (Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?)
Virgil: "Remus, I have no idea what you're saying."
Remus, drunk and now speaking french: "Tes yeux me rappellent le soleil à travers un verre de whisky, plus beau que tout ce qu'on peut voir" (Your eyes remind me of sunshine through a glass of whisky, more beautiful than all that can be seen)
Virgil: Seriously Re, I have no idea what the fuck you're saying.
Remus, now in english: I fucking love you, you little shit.
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Janus: *struggling to reach something on the top shelf*
Roman: Do you need me to get it for you?
Janus, gasping: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Roman, laughing: Okay, okay...
*A few moments later..*
Janus, sighing: Help meeee
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Remy, talking to Emile: Have you ever liked someone but you're too scared to say it?
Emile: All the time.
Remy: Same.
Emile and Remy: *silence*
Virgil, walking down the stairs while they were talking: They're idiots, oh my god! Kiss already! If you don't, I'm gonna hear about this all week from Remy!
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Patton, petting a cat in his lap: Awww, you're the prettiest kitty in the whole world.
Logan, walking in: Hello Pat... Aren't you allergic to cats?
Patton, petting the cat slower: Maybe.
Logan: Patton, please put it down-
Patton: I can't, he's too cute!
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Remus: Hey Ro, bring me some chips!
Roman, walking into the kitchen: Maybe if you ask nicely.
Remus, sarcastically: Oh wonderful and talented Roman, please bring me some crispy snacks so that I might behold your greatness!
Roman: That's more like it.
Remus: *confused because why the fuck did that work*
Roman, handing him a bowl: You could've just said I was the better twin-
Remus: HA! Not happening
(This is platonic please don't make this romantic, This is platonic please don't make this romantic, THIS IS PLATONIC PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ROMANTIC)
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Patton, telling Virgil that he made new friends: They even showed me this cool friendship symbol!
Patton: *Shows a symbol he drew on his arm in marker*
Virgil:....
Virgil: That's a gang symbol! YOU JOINED A GANG!
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Sanders Sides Oneshots *Read Description*
FanfictionI can take requests for a ship or prompt. This is fluff btw, some stories will also have warnings about sensitive topics. I do NOT do romantic RemRom!!
