Hi, I'm assuming you read the title of this and said "What?" Let me explain. I have lost my mind trying to find more ideas for stories and honestly.... I wanna write prinxiety until I drop, but I can't stick to just that.
PLEASE SEND ME REQUESTS!!!!
I know it sounds like I ask a lot but I haven't gotten anything. I really like writing and hearing what you have to say but I can't do that if I don't get ideas. :(
Anyway, on with some incorrect quotes. I love you guys!
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Logan, raising his voice to be heard down the aisle: Which chip brand do you prefer?
Virgil and Roman, yelling back at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!
Patton, horrified: B O Y S !
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Roman: That's ridiculous!! Virgil doesn't have a crush on me!
Patton: Yes he does.
Logan: Yes he does.
Virgil: Yes I do.
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Patton: I don't want Virgil to die, and you don't want Virgil to die.
Patton: Now we just gotta make sure Virgil doesn't want Virgil to die
Roman: Fantastic plan but have you met Virgil.
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Janus: Damn, the power went out.
Remus: Don't worry, I got this. *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Janus: What-
Remus: I swallowed a flashlight.
Janus, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Logan: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one?
Virgil: Roman once stuck his hand in a toaster that was still on because he wanted his
toast that second.
Roman: Virgil once at ice cream with a knife because he didn't want to acknowledge that it was his turn to do the dishes.
Patton: I almost crashed the car because I saw a dog on the sidewalk.
Logan: I will never question iti again.
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*At the mall*
Virgil: Lol, Roman is such a slut for shiny things.
Patton: Huh? What does that mean?
Virgil, sparing his innocence: It's uhh when you're really excited about something.
Patton: Hmm
*Later*
Logan: Pat, I made cookies!
Patton: Oh awesome! I'm a slut for cookies!
Logan:
Roman:
Virgil: ...
Patton:
Logan: What did Virgil tell you...
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Sanders Sides Oneshots *Read Description*
FanfictionI can take requests for a ship or prompt. This is fluff btw, some stories will also have warnings about sensitive topics. I do NOT do romantic RemRom!!
