Due to my SAT, college visit, and midterm studying I haven't been able to finish a proper chapter but I was able to throw this together for you all as a 'thank you' for being patient and to thank you all for 7K views 💙
Ciel: The multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem
This series in a nutshell: 4 Foreboding omens who are trying to mansplain Y/N's death to her
Ciel: Sebastian, show them the full Phantomhive hospitality
Y/N: It's so cute how you two have your own secret language. Like what you just said sounds really nice but in truth it directly translates to 'Sebastian, kill that fucker when you have the chance'
Y/N: *walks into a room to find Sebastian kneeling on the floor next to a pile of dirt and shattered pot holding a cat* *joking* Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil
Sebastian: *not missing a beat* The harvest is bountiful this year
Sebastian: *sneezes*
Y/N: Damn you?
Sebastian: ...
Sebastian: Thank you?
Grelle: If we were dating I would kill you
Y/N: Oooo that's my type
Undertaker: Bitches be like "you're mine"
Undertaker: First of all I'm on probation
Undertaker: "I" belong to the state-
Agni: Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state
Y/N: *talking about Sebastian* "I could fix him" good for you I guess
Y/N: I could be the one thing he's truly afraid of
Ciel: Stop asking me what my plan for the day is, it's the same as always
Ciel: Self-sabotage
Agni: She's probably committing crimes right now
Abberline: Who is?
Soma: What are you? A cop? Piss off
Undertaker: My immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex
Y/N: New year new me! *burns off her finger prints*
Y/N: *to Grelle* What is up gurl!! You look foreboding and malicious!
Undertaker: I only do unethical magic if its really funny
Y/N: *in court after Randall files his millionth complaint against her* Your honor, he simply hates to see a girlboss winning
Y/N: And you aren't a girlboss unless you've killed someone-
Grelle: I never know what's going on and I believe it's just very sexy of me to be like that
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FanfictionY/N was normal, and so was her life. She didn't have dead, rich abusive parents or any magical powers of any sort, and she wasn't secretly the 'chosen one'. She was simply a girl who happened to fancy Black Butler. But it still came as a massive sho...
