Midnight , Cashton

9.8

Oct. 3, 12:08

Age: 24

"Teaching is hard."

"I thought you enjoyed teaching, babe?"

"I do. But it's still hard."

"Nothing worthwhile in life is easy, Ashton."

"Calum, stop being deep and shut up before I whack you with my guitar."

"You've only been teaching for two months and look what you've become: a monster."

"Nah, I've always been a monster. But as I get older, the beast emerges slowly."

"Terrifying. Truly petrifying, my dear."

"We sound old."

"We are old."

"We are not old."

"Twenty-four is pretty old."

"Oh, shut up and work on your studies."

"Okay, mum. Whatever you say."

"Not your mum."

"You could be my dad."

"What?"

"That sounded much better in my head."

"I would assume so since it sounded ridiculous out loud."

"I meant it in a non-sexual, I promise."

"I believe you. I think you were hinting more towards a family aspect."

"Exactly."

"Also, what makes you think the kids would call you daddy instead of dad?"

"Well they sure as hell aren't calling me papa, that's for sure."

"Why are we even discussing this?"

"Why aren't we discussing this?"

"Because we need to be more stable. I've only just recently gotten a job and you're still studying for one. Let's give it some time okay?"

"All right. But you're not tricking me right? You want kids too, correct?"

"Of course I want kids. And of course I want them with you."

"Good, because no one else will have babies with your incompetent ass."

"I'm going to kill you."

"Pillow fight!"

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