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unknown number 1 - lily
unknown nummber 2 - emmeline
unknown number 3 - hestia
unknown number 4 - marlene


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[unknown number 1 has added sirius black to wannabe spicegirls]


unknown number 1: hey !


unknown number 2: u sure that's her number??


unknown number 1: yea she gave it to me during history of magic


unknown number 2: oh i thought marls said it started with an 869


sirius: hello my adoring fans


unknown number 2: okay yeah it's mary never mind


sirius: LMFAO

sirius: oh em geeeee!!! totes LOL XXXXX


unknown number 3: why are you typing like that


unknown number 1: did you eat those brownies?? I told you not to


sirius: ya omg they were soooo good hahahah hehehehe

sirius: i was like seeing staaars earlier ya know???

sirius: and i went to the pool

sirius: and it felt like i was floating in outerspace so i tried to grab one of the stars and it turned out to be a person


unknown number 1: oh?


sirius: yeah after the sixth time i tried to reach for it i realized i had just repeatedly been slapping the swim teacher in the face

sirius: i'm banned now


unknown number 2: i'm too sober for this


unknown number 3: em😭


unknown number 2: speaking of sober or lack thereof

unknown number 2: how are you holding up mary


unknown number 1: I find it hard to believe that this is her first time high


sirius: we should talk about boys!!!!


unknown number 2: ew


unknown number 1: what boys do u have in mind


unknown number 3: lily we already know what boy you're thinking of


unknown number 1: my charms hw doesn't count as a boy


sirius: isn't sirius black just so hot??? I would BANNNNGGG him!!!!


unknown number 2: didn't think he was ur type


unknown number 3: isn't he with that amelia bones girl


unknown number 1: I thought he was dating Remus?? LMAOOO???


sirius: what

sirius: UHHHHHHH

sirius: um i mean hahaha no he has a gf i think he's still so foxy


unknown number 3: i think james is cute, don't u lily?


unknown number 1: I would rather lick a toilet seat


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