[be gay do crime]
james: spring break is so early this year
lily: i know right
lily: it's not even warm enough to be considered spring
remus: yeah i'm still wearing my sweaters
sirius: to be fair you're always wearing sweaters
remus: ok
sirius: come on are you actually still mad
sirius: it's been over a week
remus: my birthday is in three days so therefore
remus: i do what i want
remus: and i feel as i want
dorcas: oh my god wait this is perfect
peter: what is
dorcas: spring break starts on remus' birthday
dorcas: james' is like a week following
dorcas: and mine is the second day of april so hear me out
emmeline: that's over a month away
dorcas: i know that
dorcas: but usually break falls over my birthday and i have this big party with all of my family
dorcas: well when i was back in france i doubt any of them will come now
dorcas: anyway
dorcas: what if we just have a big giant combined birthday party for the three of us??
james: will there be cupcakes
dorcas: well i mean it's your party too so
dorcas: yes?
james: OKAY YESSSSSSSSSS
lily: that was easy
remus: i don't know...
remus: mum likes spending time with me on my birthday when she can
remus: besides you guys know how i feel about parties
sirius: you absolutely love them?
remus: do u guys hear something??
sirius: soooo funny moony
dorcas: anyway um
ted: why don't u guys just make out
remus: MAKE OUT??? LMAOOOO
remus: would rather die
remus: i would literally snog snape before sirius
sirius: lmao
ted: you guys reek of sexual tension
peter: THANK YOU
peter: everyone else gets mad at me when i bring it up
ted: no
ted: speak ur truth!
remus: sirius and i are just friends
remus: right? obviously
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wrong number, marauders era
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