in which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers.
WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA.
marlene: guys i have back problems
james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up
sirius: yeah you...
hestia: shouldn't we wait until em is out of detention?
mary: she knows how to scroll up mary: i want to know NOWWW
marlene: okay impatient ass marlene: so it's not really a big deal marlene: well i mean it is don't get me wrong marlene: but i was stalking dorcas's insta yesterday
lily: pack it up hestia
hestia: 😭
marlene: well i was trying to see if there was anything fruity about her LMFAOO marlene: because i've gotten my hopes up about enough straight girls marlene: didn't want to go through that shit again marlene: and it's like marlene: we're soulmates
lily: marls you have not spoken one word to her
marlene: ..... marlene: anyway marlene: it was like she felt me SEARCHING marlene: because my phone refreshed marlene: and her bio changed
mary: what did you spam like her pics and did she put "stop stalking me weirdo" in it?? mary: that's happened to me b4 mary: was just trying to be supportive
emmeline: that was literally me you did that to
hestia: EMME
emmeline: hi i'm out of detention emmeline: and i saw that we were being gay emmeline: so here i am emmeline: but i'm a little confused
lily: I'll add u to the other gc in a sec lily: but basically marlene doesn't want to go to the quidditch match tonight because she has other plans with NONE of us
emmeline: you queer emmeline: did u lie emmeline: LMAOOO u have no other friends
marlene: shut up let me speak marlene: anyway look at her bio marlene:
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lily: OMG????
mary: A WIN mary: SO TRUEEEE
marlene: and okay marlene: it might be weird marlene: but she posted on her story that she was going to the three broomsticks tonight marlene: and i was going to accidentally run into her☺️
lily: wow that's so bold
mary: taking notes from me i see
marlene: maybe marlene: i was like mary can literally pull anyone she wants marlene: what am i doing wrong marlene: maybe it's bc i don't put myself out there
