[message between remus & mary]
wednesday
remus: i think we should dramatically break up
mary: wtf
mary: tomorrow is literally valentines day
remus: i know
remus: i think that's why it's a good idea
remus: we would both rather be with someone else
remus: and i think at least one of them is jealous enough
mary: oh yeah sirius is definitely jealous
remus: what?
remus: i was talking about regulus
remus: i mean you should've heard some of the passive aggressive shit he was saying to me at the tutoring session yesterday
remus: sirius is not jealous
mary: he spilled pumpkin juice down my shirt after i said it was my favorite article of clothing
remus: so
remus: he spills things all the time
mary: remus.
mary: come on
remus: i just don't think he fancies me
remus: i think that if he's jealous it's because he doesn't have all of my attention anymore
remus: but it's okay
remus: because this plan worked out for one of us
remus: so it wasn't a complete fail
mary: wish you would just trust me
mary: but sure
mary: let's dramatically break up
remus: right so
remus: how
mary: omfg
mary: do i have to plan everything in this fake relationship???
remus: yes
mary: call me a slag
remus: mary wtf
remus: no
mary: DO IT
mary: dont say i cheated on you though
mary: bad for the rep
remus: i'm not slut shaming you
mary: ugh
mary: well there goes all my ideas
remus: come on
remus: you've come up with some great stuff over the last month
remus: you can plan one last thing
remus: i believe in you
mary: ugh
mary: fine
mary: we'll do it at dinner tonight
remus: uh
remus: too much of an audience
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