[be gay do crime]
the following morning after the ball
longbottom: so
longbottom: that was a fucking disaster
lily: you think???
sirius: my favorite part was spiking the punch
remus: my favorite part was the punch bowl spilling over and mcgonagoll smelling the alcohol and immediately knowing it was you who spiked it and then throwing you out
sirius: yeah well
sirius: i had the whole tower to myself besides the first and second years
sirius: those little shits swarm you like bees let me tell you
sirius: felt like a famous singer or something
emmeline: my favorite part was the pretzels
emmeline: idk what they put in those but
emmeline: damn
hestia: of course ur fav part was the food and not dancing with your girlfriend
emmeline: did i say pretzels i meant my pretty princess hahahaha
james: smooth
emmeline: oh yeah says you potter i'm not the one who tripped when he saw his date come down the stairs
lily: hey leave him alone
lily: i thought it was cute
james: you think i'm cute???
lily: well i'm not blind
james: oh
james: DEGFOKFJJRIIGNIJERUHGEIRHG
regulus: My favorite part was it being over
mary: my favorite part was you avoiding all interaction with me
regulus: I was not
mary: sure.
regulus: Well I didn't want to like
regulus: Hurt your feelings
mary: did that already genius
peter: well my favorite part was ted strip teasing
ted: can't believe slughorny yelled at me for that
ted: that's literally the most action he's gotten in his entire life
dorcas: it's slughorn
ted: that's what i said
marlene: no you said horny
ted: well if the shoe fits
remus: jesus christ
james: my fav part was remus trying to learn how to slow dance
sirius: now that i'm sad i missed
remus: shut up
remus: i'm probably still better than you
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
