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[the marauders]

james: anyone coming to stay at my house for the holiday?

remus: shit i forgot we had a break

remus: when does it start

sirius: that explains why you aren't packed

remus: snooping through my suitcase??

sirius: as good friends do

sirius: i was also looking for the map

sirius: and i thought you were the one who had it last

remus: haven't had it in a while

james: it's probably fine

james: we're pretty messy so

james: most likely just tossed it in our room somewhere

james: so padfoot how did your second date go

sirius: with susan?

james: oh what did you have more than one?

sirius: no lmao

sirius: i'm hot but i'm not a whore

sirius: whore

james: okay okay

james: so tell us

remus: i'm gonna look for the map

james: oh all right

james: good luck

james: if u get bored i'm by the lake with pete

james: sirius come and join us when you're out of detention

sirius: sunday detention smh

sirius: mcgonagoll has it out for me

remus: you replaced her tulips with baby mandrakes

sirius: it was my going away present

remus: we'll be back in a week

james: i think it was brilliant

james: still think you should've painted the mandrake to match what colors the flowers had been

sirius: it was hard enough sneaking into the greenhouse unseen

sirius: and moony wouldn't help

remus: i knew you were destined to get caught

remus: i only pull pranks that i know i won't get in trouble for

sirius: yeah wouldn't want to ruin your perfect record

remus: i'm sensing sarcasm

sirius: me?

sirius: never

remus: ok

remus: anyway i can't find the map

peter: so uh

peter: um

james: 🤨

peter: i lost it

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