[the marauders]james: anyone coming to stay at my house for the holiday?
remus: shit i forgot we had a break
remus: when does it start
sirius: that explains why you aren't packed
remus: snooping through my suitcase??
sirius: as good friends do
sirius: i was also looking for the map
sirius: and i thought you were the one who had it last
remus: haven't had it in a while
james: it's probably fine
james: we're pretty messy so
james: most likely just tossed it in our room somewhere
james: so padfoot how did your second date go
sirius: with susan?
james: oh what did you have more than one?
sirius: no lmao
sirius: i'm hot but i'm not a whore
sirius: whore
james: okay okay
james: so tell us
remus: i'm gonna look for the map
james: oh all right
james: good luck
james: if u get bored i'm by the lake with pete
james: sirius come and join us when you're out of detention
sirius: sunday detention smh
sirius: mcgonagoll has it out for me
remus: you replaced her tulips with baby mandrakes
sirius: it was my going away present
remus: we'll be back in a week
james: i think it was brilliant
james: still think you should've painted the mandrake to match what colors the flowers had been
sirius: it was hard enough sneaking into the greenhouse unseen
sirius: and moony wouldn't help
remus: i knew you were destined to get caught
remus: i only pull pranks that i know i won't get in trouble for
sirius: yeah wouldn't want to ruin your perfect record
remus: i'm sensing sarcasm
sirius: me?
sirius: never
remus: ok
remus: anyway i can't find the map
peter: so uh
peter: um
james: 🤨
peter: i lost it
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...