[the marauders]
sirius: it's regulus.
james: what?
peter: what're you doing texting us from sirius' phone?
peter: you have all of our numbers
remus: can u guys shut up it's so late i'm trying to sleep
james: it's 9 pm
james: grandpa
sirius: guys i am for real
james: well i know you're lying
james: you sound too much like pads
peter: yeah and regulus types in caps
sirius: NO
sirius: ugh that's not what i'm talking about
remus: make it fast before you bore me to sleep
sirius: you might want to pay attention considering it involves you
remus: oh you're talking about something that doesn't completely revolve around you?
peter: can you two stop with the pettiness already
peter: it's been two weeks
peter: prongs and i are gonna go insane
remus: i saw him talking to a plant earlier
remus: he's already long gone
james: lily said it helps them grow!
remus: they're PLANTS
remus: they don't need encouragement to grow
james: well you've never been a plant before so
james: how do you know
james: everything needs an ego boost once in a while
remus: jesus christ
sirius: can i please talk now
james: yes sorry
james: go on
peter: yes u now have my full attention
peter: hey moony can i use your socks
remus: i'm not sharing my socks with you
remus: last time they came back with holes the size of my history of magic book in them
peter: i told u that wasn't my fault
peter: i got attacked by birds
remus: how the fuck did my SOCKS BECOME COLLATERAL DAMAGE??
sirius: HELLO???
james: yeah guys shut up padfoot is speaking
james: ... or are you really padfoot?
sirius: when i said it's regulus
sirius: i meant the other animal
peter: what other animal?
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wrong number, marauders era
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