[be gay do crime]
ted: now that i'm back on land
ted: what the FUCK
marlene: what are you a mermaid
longbottom: did u miss the series of yelling and cursing and screaming for us to fish him out of the water
marlene: oh no dorcas and i went up to explore that monument hours ago
lily: oh????😏😏😏😏
dorcas: shut it
dorcas: we did hear some stuff though
dorcas: told u it wasn't a bird
marlene: yeah you're right birds don't usually sound that high pitched and girly
ted: 😐
ted: i woke up in the middle of WATER
ted: even if i wasn't wet that shit wasn't fun
regulus: no it definitely was
lily: are you serious
regulus: regulus actually
regulus: come on you know we don't look anything alike i'm way hotter
sirius: okay so you're a LIAR now too
ted: none of this is funny
emmeline: it's a little bit funny
ted: it nowhere near is
james: lighten up mate
james: everyone here has gotten pranked by us at least once
james: it was like
james: lily my love what is that word
lily: initiation?
james: yeah that
james: it was your initiation!
ted: sure it was.
regulus: just admit you don't have a sense of humour
hestia: oh hell here we go
ted: not what ur gf said
ted: she seems to think the opposite
mary: ??
mary: dont use me as bait
ted: what i'm not
mary: no ted you are
mary: will you ever not cause relationship problems for us??
mary: i swear all of our arguments start from you
ted: sure but when your boyfriend dyes my hair or puts me in THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE it's not a problem
ted: OR WHEN HE'S THE ONE THAT STARTS IT
mary: maybe if you didnt flirt with me every five seconds??? idk
mary: YOU ALWAYS FUCKING START IT
peter: 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵
ted: I FLIRT WITH EVERYONE MARY YOU AREN'T AS SPECIAL AS YOU THINK U ARE
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
