[wannabe spice girls]
mary: im sick of this knight in shining armour bullshit
mary: why is ted acting like i would date someone whod hurt me like
mary: ooooh just wanna protect mary😫😫😫😫😫
mary: as if im literally not top three in dada
mary: and if im not perfectly capable of hexing him into oblivion if he ever did anything
mary: and reg KNOWS that like
marlene: really touched a nerve there
lily: he likes you
mary: no he doesnt
emmeline: yes he does
marlene: like 100%
mary: ugh well
mary: if everyone is still fighting by regs birthday im killing them all
mary: i want it all to go smoothly
dorcas: I'm sorry but
dorcas: have you met our friends?
dorcas: it will not go smoothly
lily: i think we'll all be okay by then
hestia: aren't you ignoring james
lily: he needs to not egg people
lily: aren't you ignoring emmeline
hestia: whatever
emmeline: !?!?
emmeline: it's just a pair of glasses
emmeline: i'll literally buy you another set
hestia: do u guys hear something
emmeline: are you twelve years old
marlene: i'm a little lad who loves berries and cream
lily: anywayyy
lily: don't worry mary
lily: everything will be good by regulus' birthday
lily: i want it to go good for him too
lily: he deserves it
mary: yeah he does hes never had an actual party or anything fun like that so
mary: all of you knock it off before i shave your heads
[be gay do crime]
ted: MY FUCKING
ted: HAIR
ted: IS ORANGE
james: LMAOOOO
ted: ???
ted: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
ted: WHY THE FUCK IS MY HAIR ORANGE
lily: what's wrong with orange hair🤨
james: yeah ted?
lily: oh shut up james
sirius: send us a pic😁
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
