[be gay do crime]
lily: THE THREE BROOMSTICKS WAS DEFIENTLY A MISTAKE
lily: I CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN NOT TO BABYSIT MY BOYFRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND'S BOYFRIEND
remus: LMAOOO
remus: honestly at this point i don't know any of them like..
remus: stranger danger
regulus: has anyone told sirius that the pool table isn't a yoga mat
lily: no i don't think so..
marlene: IS THAT DOWNWARD DOG
emmeline: NOPE I'M OUT
mary: omg congratulations😭🏳️🌈
dorcas: ICANFDFFS
peter: GUSSFFF IM SHINING
peter: IM LIKE A STAR
remus: no wormy you're just standing in front of the light
sirius: NO IM THR STAR
peter: NO I AM
james: ITS M EEEEE
mary: it's me
regulus: it's her
peter: SIRIUD JUST BC U HAVE A STAR NAME DOEF NOT MAKE U A STAR
sirius: YES IT DOWD
sirius: I AM A STAR
peter: NO UARENT
sirius: I'M DOING UR MONUMENT
longbottom: monument??? 😭😭
longbottom: guys help alice won't stop trying to do the splits
marlene: LET HRW DO WHATSHE WANTS!!
marlene: FEMINISNYM
lily: oh my godddd LMAOOO
peter: NOT MY MONUMENT
peter: I DIDNFT EVEN KNOW I HAD A MONUMENT
sirius: YES U DCO
ted: GUSSSYS WHAT R WE DOING FOR HALLOWEEN
sirius: JAMES TOOK MY FUCKINGH SHOE
sirius: EHAT THE FUCK U LITTLE TURD
james: ???
james: I LICKED IT SO ITS MINE
sirius: U LICKED M Y FUCKIGNSHOE U FREAK???? I KNEW HTERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT U
marlene: HALLOWEEENNN
marlene: hestia u dont need a cloewn costume yk u can just be ursdelf
emmeline: Q@?#?EREWOIFH$R
hestia: bro i am literally just SITTING HERE
regulus: i'm being forced to be will turner
mary: i made the costumes😁😁
regulus: she is blackmailing me btw.
regulus: THIS IS NOT WILLING
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
