[be gay do crime]
after the match
marlene: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY
marlene: NO DRAMA WHEN I CAN'T WATCH
marlene: AND U KNOW WHAT YOU ALL DO????
marlene: ONE OF U MUGGLEBORNS HUGS A SLYTHERIN HEIR IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL
marlene: ANOTHER ONE OF U MAKES OUT UNDER THE BLEACHERS AND GETS CAUGHT AND IS NOW HAVING PROBABLY A VERY FUN CONVERSATION WITH THE HEAD OF GRYFFINDOR HOUSE
james: yeah minnie looked pissed
james: nice one sirius
james: even though you can't see this
lily: james!
james: i mean uhh
james: unbelievable
peter: i still can't find remus
peter: he stormed off twenty minutes ago and he's not at any of his usual spots
emmeline: what kind of idiot wants to make out at a quidditch match with some random guy instead of watching the game anyway
dorcas: you two literally "went to the bathroom" a half hour in
hestia: stop keeping tabs on us
dorcas: you weren't exactly discreet
peter: i can't believe i'm witnessing a forbidden lovers, oblivious gays, one sided crush and the making out with someone else to avoid talking about your feelings tropes all at once
peter: i feel like i'm in a fanfiction
marlene: who's the oblivious gays
dorcas: yeah who
dorcas: is that sirius
longbottom: sirius is obviously the forbidden lover stuff
emmeline: so who did mary make out with
lily: and what's up with the one sided crush
james: is this ur way of telling me you fancy me back
remus: at least you're self aware
peter: REMUS
peter: where are u???
remus: i just needed some air
emmeline: we were sitting at an outdoor stadium ?
remus: air and alone time
emmeline: oh fine mr fancy pants wants to be alone okay
peter: u were all wrong btw
peter: but i won't say who is who
peter: ruins the fun
hestia: okay so what are you
peter: the hot ace who notices all
james: OMG
lily: are you coming out rn????
peter: yes 😅
peter: surprise
dorcas: SEXY BFF
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
