[the marauders]
peter: um
peter: guys
james: good morning
james: my head is pounding
james: but i have a pretty lady nursing me back to health🥰🥰
regulus: i can literally hear her yelling at you from the common room
james: STFU
james: anyway
james: what's up pete?
peter: i was going on a morning walk with remus
peter: and he pointed at a stray cat
peter: and i got scared
peter: and dropped the map into the black lake
sirius: WHAT
regulus: ?????
james: BRO
peter: remus is so mad u guys he came out here with me to clear his mind but now he looks ready to hex me into december
james: PETER YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THE MAP ANYMORE.
regulus: "clear his mind'?
regulus: sirius what did you do
sirius: ME???
regulus: no the other sirius
regulus: OBVIOUSLY YOU
sirius: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TOSSER
regulus: yeah, i'm not convinced
sirius: oh fuck off and worry about ur gf not saying she loves you back
regulus: after i walk her to breakfast i'm coming back and murdering you.
sirius: GREAT CAN'T WAIT
sirius: PUT ME OUT OF THIS MISERY
james: okay but no fr what happened?? i woke up just as they were leaving and remus looked sooo
sirius: sooo??
sirius: so what??
sirius: happy??
james: ill
sirius: oh great
sirius: cool
sirius: brilliant
peter: oh god what did you do
james: DONT SPEAK RN PETER.
peter: u guys are lucky moony left his phone in the dorm
peter: ur welcome for that btw
james: 😒😒😒
sirius: i may or may not have declared my undying love for him last night
regulus: IM SORRY WHAT
sirius: GOD I AM SO HUMILATED ACTUALLY
regulus: i would like to see this
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
