wrong number, marauders era

⤷ forty-five

[be gay do crime]

remus: THERE'S SO MANY WALKING TRAILS

remus: WHAT THE FUCK

marlene: watch your profanity

marlene: dumbass

sirius: tell him marls

remus: stfu sirius

marlene: LANGUAGE

remus: shit sorry

peter: u did it again

lily: okay steve rogers

emmeline: why can't you guys curse again

james: regulus made a bet that we wouldn't be able to curse his entire birthday weekend

james: and we would be giving all of the money to him as a gift if we win since he won't accept an actual present from us

james: and we hired marlene as the person to yell at us

marlene: i know u 5'9 bitches are terrified

marlene: i will be stepping on you the moment you swear

marlene: looking at you sirius

sirius: I AM 5'10 YOU BBBBBBBBBBBBUTTTHOLE

marlene: sure bud :)

regulus: when you guys said camping i wasn't expecting this

mary: what were you expecting?

regulus: like

regulus: a bed

dorcas: LMAOOO

dorcas: mary wanted to make this glamping so bad but we said you needed the real camping expierence

lily: even if it means getting eaten up by mosquitoes

regulus: what is that??

regulus: are they deadly??????

regulus: oh my god why is it gonna eat me i didn't know my life was on the line

regulus: nvm can we just go back to your grandmother's and watch that weird movie about those kids getting stuck in detention

regulus: please mantel

mary: not happening roast beef sorry

longbottom: ????????

mary: and you guys call sirius and i the dramatic ones

remus: you are

hestia: because you are

james: don't call him dramatic he's senstive

sirius: hello i can read this

mary: anyway where are you guys??

mary: theres only me reg and remus here

mary: is bella driving you all safely??

james: idk i've never been in one of these moving boxes before

james: my dad usually just apparates us idk what's going on