[message between the marauders + regulus]
james: we need to talk
regulus: Look whatever Sirius broke
regulus: You should've gotten the extended warranty
sirius: WTF
remus: no actually speaking of broken things padfoot can you explain to me what happened to my toothbrush
remus: why is it snapped in half
sirius: why do you guys always assume it's my fault if something breaks
remus: because it always is you
remus: what were you doing with my toothbrush
sirius: i was uh
sirius: making sure there weren't tiny little microscopic bugs in there
peter: ????
remus: oh because you can see microscopic bugs
sirius: yes i can exactly
remus: liar
sirius: fine i was putting on a concert with my hairbrush and i accidentally knocked over everything on the sink
sirius: and uh
sirius: stepped on your toothbrush
sirius: and may or may not have forgotten the repair spell
remus: idiot
james: guys we are really off track here
sirius: oh shit yeah
sirius: where were you the night of february 15th regulus????
regulus: You mean last night?
remus: pads this isn't an interrogation
sirius: shut up moony
sirius: yes last night.
regulus: I told you
regulus: I hurt my ankle I was in the hospital wing
peter: suspicious...
regulus: How in the world is that suspicious
james: because
james: uh
james: because it is
siruis: yes prongs exactly you make such a good point!
regulus: I am so confused
remus: look i'll just be frank with you
peter: oh i forgot
peter: i have to go meet longbottom
regulus: Cool can you tell him I want my uh
regulus: Record back
regulus: Or I'll kill him in his sleep
peter: oh
peter: sure
remus: off track again...
sirius: this record of yours wouldn't have to be
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wrong number, marauders era
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