wrong number, marauders era

⤷ fourteen

[the marauders]

remus: so

remus: anyone want to explain what happened last night

sirius: well you see here remus

sirius: every month this thing calls a full moon happens

sirius: and this big thing in the sky that looks like a white balloon appears

sirius: and it makes you turn into this big fluffy tall scary feral dog thing

sirius: it's called a werewolf

sirius: and that's what you are

james: beautifully described

peter: yeah brilliant padfoot bet he didn't know that

remus: no shit sherlock

remus: i meant about the other animal

remus: this is what

remus: like the third or fourth time this has happened???

peter: i still think it was a stray

james: no

james: there's no way

james: i picked up on the familiarity of the scent this time too

james: it's no stray

sirius: see i told you

peter: how come i never pick up on anything???

sirius: bitch

sirius: you're a rat

sirius: with a little ratty rat nose

sirius: that's why

remus: round of applause for sirius black everyone

remus: asshole of the day right here

sirius: thanks

sirius: love my fans!!

remus: no

remus: i want to know who it is

james: could be mcgonnagoll

james: she's animagus too right

sirius: do u really think minnie would transform into a cat every month to stalk moony?

peter: woah woah woah

peter: how do u know she's a cat???

remus: wormy

remus: she's transformed in front of us since FIRST YEAR

peter: oh yeah

peter: sorry

peter: that one slytherin girl was handing out brownies and now my memory is really foggy

peter: and the world is rainbow

remus: jesus christ

james: when pride month comes early

sirius: gay people are taking over the PLANET

peter: oh that reminds me

peter: actually this is a bad time