[be gay do crime]
4:06 AM
james: good morning all!
sirius: prongs
sirius: what the FUCK
james: you said six am was too early
james: but i don't even wake up then
james: my day starts at 4
remus: you're sick in the head
james: jk i got food poisoning
james: and i am throwing up everywhere
james: Very Nice am i right!
mary: omg are u okay
mary: i can get pomfrey if you want or lily
james: no it's okay i don't wanna bother them
james: let them sleep
longbottom: but don't let US sleep
james: okay honestly that's on you for not putting your phone on do not disturb not on me
longbottom: ...
longbottom: okay fair
mary: ive been up
sirius: like..
sirius: willingly???
mary: unfortunately
remus: WHY?!!!
regulus: she procrastinated doing her essay that she had 2 weeks to write and is doing it hours before class
mary: LMAOOOO
mary: go back to bed idiot
regulus: 🙄
regulus: i told you i'd help you
mary: no im a girlboss
regulus: okay i know but i can still help you
mary: by help me do you mean write the entire thing for me
regulus: absolutely not
mary: im hot you have to do what i say
regulus: true but no
mary: WTF
marlene: IM PISSINGDFGFGH
dorcas: gay ass keyboard spam
dorcas: are u Gay?
marlene: 4 u😘
ted: oh so we're just all here now
emmeline: hello homos
emmeline: i too have been up
emmeline: hestia snores like a truck driver
james: lily too
james: KIDDING
james: idk where she is.....i don't wanna be looking over my shoulder...
james: AHYHHHH
james: oh nvm
james: i thought the red curtains on my bed was her
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
