[be gay do crime]
longbottom: guys
longbottom: i have news
mary: youve finally decided to stop wearing neon?
mary: please tell me the answer is yes
longbottom: what no
longbottom: idk why you always ask that
longbottom: do you not like neon
mary: oh no i love it when my friends look like traffic cones
marlene: LMFAOOOOOO
longbottom: don't be silly
longbottom: i never wear neon orange
longbottom: not trying to blind you all
sirius: oh don't worry ur newly shaved head fixed that for you
emmeline: oh yeah
emmeline: why did you do that anyway
emmeline: was it like a 3 am impulse thing cause if so i get it
james: i may or may not have uh
james: dared him
lily: oh my god james
james: what he said i wouldnt have the balls to ask u to the dance so i was like if i do will you shave your head and here we are
peter: i'm kind of nervous for that actually
hestia: for the ball?
peter: yeah
james: YOU'RE nervous????
peter: yeah what if my mask falls off
lily: potter why are you nervous
james: because
lily: because..?
marlene: redheads are idiots
dorcas: damn i knew you weren't a natural blonde
marlene: AYO.
remus: guess prongs is a redhead too then
james: ugh remus would you stop
sirius: yeah he already apologized
remus: i'm so sick of you two always siding with each other
longbottom: so much tension
longbottom: maybe this is a bad time for my announcement
mary: yeah it is i want to watch this unfold
regulus: Don't tell me you're pregnant Frank
longbottom: omg i am
longbottom: how did you know
regulus: I just know you so well
longbottom: good bc ur the father
regulus: Well shit
regulus: I'm not paying child support
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
