wrong number, marauders era

⤷ twenty-one

[message between sirius & regulus]

sirius: phase two is a go

regulus: I didn't even know we were past phase one

regulus: Didn't even know we had phases at all actually

regulus: Wait what are you talking about?

sirius: remember what we talked about last night?

regulus: Boneless wings?

sirius: no the other thing

regulus: How much you hate pickles???

sirius: NO

sirius: which is so valid of me btw

sirius: but no

regulus: Then what

sirius: breaking mary and remus up??? remember??? you said to let me take the lead

regulus: Oh

regulus: You mean the conversation we had where we were both tipsy

sirius: yeah that one

regulus: It was TIPSY TALK

sirius: idk what that means

regulus: It means

regulus: Well I don't know what it means but I didn't know anything about what I was saying

sirius: you mean you don't want to rip out my moony's hair and tape it to your walls and pretend to be irvine the trash guy from sesame street?

regulus: I know for a fact I didn't say that

regulus: And I also have no idea how those two things correlate with one another

sirius: but you were thinking it

regulus: ??????

regulus: Listen whatever you're planning

regulus: Stop it

regulus: We don't want them to hate us

sirius: they'll only hate us if we get caught

regulus: I am not going to be a homewrecker just so you get to be petty

sirius: oh shit

sirius: that's exactly what we'll be isn't it

regulus: Um

regulus: Yes?

sirius: wish you would've told me that before phase 2 was in action

regulus: SIRIUS

regulus: Merlin what did you do

sirius: uh

sirius: let's just say there's a lot of maple syrup and styrofoam involved

regulus: Oh my God

[wannabe spice girls]

emmeline: HOT PROFESSOR ALERT

emmeline: HOT HOT HOT HOTHOT HOT HOT

emmeline: WHERE ARE U ALL IM GOING TO PASS OUT