wrong number, marauders era

⤷ thirty-three

[be gay do crime]

james: i am never working out with ted again

ted: wtf why not

ted: that was the worst free period of my life

ted: how are YOU upset about it

james: you did one squat

james: and then fell onto the ground

james: and refused to get up????

ted: i already have a nice ass

ted: one squat was enough

regulus: was it really?

ted: excuse me

regulus: oh sorry that was meant for sirius

sirius: we literally aren't texting righ

sirius: oh yea it was for me

ted: well you're the one who was acting insane after u drank that energy juice stuff i mean

ted: i really thought you were gonna climb to the ceiling

james: why would you say that

ted: say what

lily: I TOLD YOU NO MORE ENERGY JUICES

ted: oh

ted: oops

james: what😇😇😇

lily: i thought we agreed you were hyper enough already without it

james: we did my love

lily: uh huh because last time you had so much energy you tried to brew an entire month's work of potions for me in one night and ended up burning off half an eyebrow

james: ur right my beautiful carrot headed ray of sunshine you're so right

james: and i mean this in the best way possible

james: pls shush

remus: THATS what happened???

peter: he told us crouch did it

regulus: well that's believable considering crouch does that often so

regulus: he did it to evan on our first day of hogwarts and called it a welcome gift

emmeline: LMAOOO

emmeline: peeing myself in the middle of history of magic

dorcas: u all need to get potty trained

marlene: i think you're right i pee a little every time i laugh

marlene: either i'm pregnant or i'm a 53 year old woman

james: okay well anyway

james: my darkest secret is out

hestia: i'm sorry THATS your darkest secret???

james: well that and i once unironically watched the first kissing booth

remus: NO