[be gay do crime]
SIRIUS HAS LEFT THE CHAT
longbottom: ???
lily: OMG?
marlene: WHAT'S HAPPENING
emmeline: SOMEONE SPILL THE BEANS
longbottom: about???
ted: what do you guys mean
regulus: MACDONALD
mary: IM SORRY
mary: but also sirius left this chat so it's not even all my fault they wouldve found out eventually
james: U TOLD HER???
regulus: uhhhh
regulus: no
hestia: can someone please fill us in
hestia: is remus going after sirius or not???
ted: WHAT IS HAPPENING SOMEONE EXPLAIN
mary: sirius confessed his feelings for remus dramatically and then fled
james: MARY
mary: HE ASKED
regulus: no one look at me i said nothing
peter: well remus is currently locked in our bathroom so
peter: we'll see how this goes
james: it won't
james: he'll chicken out
lily: BE NICE
lily: he's fancied sirius for a while it takes time for things to process
james: i'm literally the leader of liking someone for a while and nearly passing out when i realize they like me back
lily: okay well
lily: sirius said he LOVED him james that's a big thing
remus: u guys know i'm literally right here
remus: like i can see everything ur saying
remus: and mary
remus: you're dead.
mary: okay can u just write my transfiguration essay before i die though pls
remus: REGULUS WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HER
regulus: IM SORRY I WANTED TO SHARE MY EXCITEMENT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
regulus: SHES FORMED ME INTO A GOSSIP WHORE IT IS NOT MY FAULT
remus: UGH
remus: NOW YOU'RE ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS
marlene: omg we can help you pick out a super cute return love confession outfit
mary: yes!!!
lily: and we can help u write a speech :))))
remus: i don't need your help
remus: seriously back off
remus: this was supposed to be private
mary: he said it in a group chat
YOU ARE READING
wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
