[the marauders]
james: GUYS
james: GUYS
james: GUYSGUYS
james: GUYS HELP ME
remus: what
james: SHE FELL ASLEEP ON MY LAP
peter: ?????
peter: who did
james: LILY
sirius: LMAOO
sirius: very funny prongs
james: NO IM FR
james: AFTER THE GREENHOUSE THING SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO STUDY IN THE COMMON ROOM WITH HER
james: AND SOMEHOW SHES NOW SLEEPING ON MY LAP
remus: well u cant move
remus: mary taught me that
remus: she got SOOOOO pissed when i moved after she fell asleep on me
sirius: yeah that's like the #1 rule of dating
sirius: don't move when they fall asleep on you
sirius: even if your bloody legs are numb
james: I HAVE TO PISS
james: SO BAD
james: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE CONDITIONS
peter: LMFAOOOO
james: IVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR FOREVER
james: MY PHONE WAS ON THE COFFEE TABLE I HAVE BEEN INTERNALLY FREAKING OUT THIS WHOLE TIME
james: IT WAS SO HARD TO GRAB
james: BUT IM GONNA PISS MYSELF NOW
remus: so romantic
sirius: when he pees himself just to avoid waking u up😍😍😍
peter: true boyfriend goals!
james: GUYS THIS ISNT FUNNY
james: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
sirius: ask moony since he's the relationship expert
remus: i never said i was a relationship expert
sirius: you're the only one with a s/o here so
sirius: i guess we should all listen to your advice
sirius: tell us remus
sirius: how did you do it?
remus: uh idk
remus: just kind of happened
peter: yeah moony it was REALLLY sudden
james: this is not helping me with my problem guys
james: can u save the interrogation when i'm not about to have warm yellow liquid running down my legs
sirius: SO sudden...
remus: look
remus: mary and i have actually been together for a while
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
