[be gay do crime]
lily: OMG OMG GUYSSS
lily: JAMES BOUGHT ME A CAT
emmeline: what????
longbottom: but didn't ur last one just
longbottom: yk...
longottom: splat
remus: jesus christ
sirius: that was dark man
longbottom: sorry
longbottom: alice insisted on making me watch every single barbie movie last night
longbottom: i'm so tired
marlene: wait like she watches them willingly???
marlene: my little sister forces me to all the time
marlene: barbie movie anti
dorcas: well i love them
dorcas: they make me feel nostalgic
marlene: yk what
marlene: alice was so right for that
marlene: a woman with taste
mary: okay moving on
mary: he bought u a cat????
lily: yes
lily: and he's so cute
lily: and super fluffy
james: this is him
james:
james: i got him from the pet shop in hogsmeade yesterdayremus: LMFAOOOOO
peter: prongs....
james: what?
sirius: UR FIBBING
mary: oh my god
lily: are u guys making fun of him :(
lily: he's super cute
lily: i love him
james: u love me????? ?OMGOMFT
lily: oh
lily: i meant the cat
james: hahahaha
james: knew that
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...