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[the marauders]

sirius: full moon tonight

remus: yes padfoot

remus: i am aware

remus: my body has given me enough warning

remus: and you say that every full moon

sirius: well i'm not talking about you

remus: you literally said full moon tonight

remus: what else comes to mind when you think of the words full moon

peter: cheese

peter: large rolls of toilet paper

peter: sometimes mentos


james: ??????

james: same



remus: i'm not writing your essays for you anymore

peter: UGHH NOOO

james: WTF

sirius: i have a plan

james: i don't think we should call them plans anymore

james: i think we should refer to them as genius ideas

james: we are the next albertoes stein

sirius: who

james: u know the guy who invented the lightbulb

sirius: who??????

remus: getting detention today for filling dumbledore's entire office up with popcorn counts as a genius idea?

remus: ALBERT EINSTEIN DID NOT INVENT THE LIGHTBULB

peter: i think it was brilliant

peter: we should do the entire dining hall next

sirius: pete

sirius: i love the way your brain works

remus: omfg

remus: idiots

remus: actual idiots

remus: who let me choose my friends


sirius:

remus: DIE

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remus: DIE

remus: DIEEEEEE!!!! A MISERABLE DEATH!!!

peter: I CANT BREATHE

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