[the marauders]sirius: full moon tonight
remus: yes padfoot
remus: i am aware
remus: my body has given me enough warning
remus: and you say that every full moon
sirius: well i'm not talking about you
remus: you literally said full moon tonight
remus: what else comes to mind when you think of the words full moon
peter: cheese
peter: large rolls of toilet paper
peter: sometimes mentos
james: ??????
james: same
remus: i'm not writing your essays for you anymore
peter: UGHH NOOO
james: WTF
sirius: i have a plan
james: i don't think we should call them plans anymore
james: i think we should refer to them as genius ideas
james: we are the next albertoes stein
sirius: who
james: u know the guy who invented the lightbulb
sirius: who??????
remus: getting detention today for filling dumbledore's entire office up with popcorn counts as a genius idea?
remus: ALBERT EINSTEIN DID NOT INVENT THE LIGHTBULB
peter: i think it was brilliant
peter: we should do the entire dining hall next
sirius: pete
sirius: i love the way your brain works
remus: omfg
remus: idiots
remus: actual idiots
remus: who let me choose my friends
sirius:
remus: DIEremus: DIEEEEEE!!!! A MISERABLE DEATH!!!
peter: I CANT BREATHE
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...