[be gay do crime]
emmeline: now
emmeline: someone explain to me why the hell i woke up with my tent ceiling lying ON MY FACE
remus: it's regulus' fault
regulus: ???
regulus: no you put that one up
remus: no it was you
regulus: no i do great tent putting up work
james: well mine and lily's is good
remus: yeah see THAT one i did do
regulus: he's lying
regulus: i put 90% of them up
remus: yeah and that's why 90% of them fell down
lily: can someone explain to me why that's important
ted: yeah let's get to the good stuff
ted: like what we're eating for breakfast
longbottom: who packed the food bag
mary: you were all supposed to bring your own???
marlene: LMAOOO
marlene: guess who didn't do that!!
marlene: i was gonna mooch off of you guys
emmeline: that's what i planned on doing😭😭😭
mary: oh my god
dorcas: hey mary😁😁😁
dorcas: remember me bff???
mary: i literally only packed enough for two ppl
mary: and those two people are me and reg so NO
sirius: i packed food
james: thank god
james: sharing is caring
sirius: but i only packed a sloppy joe and i ate it in the car
james: i'm going to end it all
lily: guys relax
lily: there's gotta be some town nearby
lily: we're not exactly in the middle of nowhere
ted: if i have to eat wild berries to survive i swear
marlene: why don't we just fight mary for the food
marlene: FIGHT TO THE DEATH
regulus: if you touch a strand of hair on her head i'm ripping off your right leg
marlene: ????
marlene: i will end you.
marlene: i'm HUNGRY
mary: okay so none of you brought food???
longbottom: see in the invitations i thought you were joking about the whole bring your own food or starve threat
regulus: well you guys have fun with that we're gonna go eat our granola bars on the beach
marlene: I FUCKING HATE STRAIGHT PPL
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...