[message between mary & regulus]
mary: hey so um
mary: im asking dorcas to switch me out so you can have the room to yourself
regulus: What?
regulus: Why I mean you don't have to
regulus: Unless you want to but
regulus: Um
mary: we can both try to deny it but like
mary: that was the most awkward experience of my entire life
regulus: No it
regulus: Okay yeah
regulus: Maybe
regulus: But this is about you like um
regulus: Sleeping on me or whatever it's fine I didn't mind hahahah
mary: hahaaa
mary: um no well kinda but
mary: it's just
mary: it was weird after everything that happened between us so
mary: it was weird right?
regulus: Oh uh yeah
regulus: Totally
mary: so i guess you were correct
regulus: About?
mary: us not working
mary: so anyway i'll get my stuff later if thats okay
regulus: Yup
regulus: Sounds good.
[the marauders]
regulus: What's that verb for throwing yourself out a window?
remus: defenestration
regulus: Great thanks
james: what's going on
james: trouble in paradise?
regulus: Ha
sirius: what's happened regulus?
regulus: She's switching rooms
peter: rip one bed trope
regulus: Swear to Merlin if she ends up rooming with Ted I'm going to rip his head off
sirius: wait ted??
james: he's HERE???
peter: i thought he said he wasn't coming
regulus: Yeah I saw him last night
regulus: She made me get snacks so we could watch a movie and Dorcas was checking him in
sirius: well relax
sirius: just talk to her before she does
sirius: i know you've been putting it off but
sirius: just do it
sirius: you'll regret it if you don't
remus: acting like you're speaking from experience
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wrong number, marauders era
Fanfictionin which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you...
