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who the hell is this

you
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CANCEL

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i just fucking did

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are you fucking dumb

can you just shut the
fuck up and leave me
alone

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i don't have a favourite
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT
UP

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cat

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OH MY GOD

CAN YOU SHUT THE
FUCK UP

I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY
AND THIS IS NOT FUCKING
HELPING

you
i'm surprised you haven't
blocked me by now🤠✌🏼

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FUCK

you are human ?!

piss off

you
lol i'm so sorry💀

it was a dare from one
of my friends

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how fucking old are you,
twelve?

not funny .

you
it was kinda funny lol

i got you, don't lie😋

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go fuck yourself

you
ok😁
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will do <3
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oh you leaving me on
read now?🥲
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bye then💔
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i couldn't help myself i really had to publish it and start updating it i'm sorry i'm so excited for this story lol