𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 彡 𝐭.𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚

⤷ 𝟙𝟜,, 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤

buddyyy
[ 5.17 pm ]

person
MY ASS HURTS SO
BAD RN

buddyyy
wtf?

person
SHOOT

wrong person💀🔫

buddyyy
how can you send
that to the right
person

i'm so confused

person
i'm sorry

i was meant to send
it to my best friends

buddyyy
you have a weird
relationship with
your friends

person
i know

they are weird as
well

buddyyy
cool

but um

why does your ass
hurt

person
i'm not gonna tell
you

buddyyy
why not

you texted me

now i'm curious

person
about my ass?

buddyyy
definitely

person
...

that was weird

and i'm still not
gonna tell you buddy

buddyyy
boring

🙄🙄🙄

who starts with
saying a, has to add
b as well

person
wtf is that saying

buddyyy
in for a penny, in
for a pound?

person
i'm not british

buddyyy
i'm just looking for
translations now

person
i don't know it

buddyyy
basically

if you start telling
your story, you have
to finish it

person
ugh

finE

bUT don't laugh

;-;

buddyyy
fine i won't

person
ok

so i fell down the
stairs

at school

buddyyy
NO

YOU DIDN'T

😭😂

person
YOU SAID YOU
WOULDN'T LAUGH

buddyyy
I'M NOT LAUGHING

I SWEAR

i'm having a straight
face

so um how did it
happen

person
apparently they were
cleaning the damn
stairs so i went
downstairs and didn't
see the sign because
they only placed it at
the bottom

so i skipped down
and then fell on my
ass and just skipped
downstairs on my ass
for like the whole
length

was great

would definitely
recommend doing
the same buddy

buddyyy
uhu

( ✰ )

[ 5.32 pm ]

person
where have you
gone now?

don't tell me i
scared you away💀

i'm sorrY but you
asked

buddyyy
no i'm not gone
sorry

i was just getting
something from
downstairs

person
what?

buddyyy
a drink

person
okay

glad i didn't scare
you away at least😀

well i gotta go eat
and walk down the
stairs with pain in
my ass goodbye😁✌🏼

buddyyy
sure buddy

have a nice meal
i guess

person
thanks i will<33

soba noodles💓

you toooo bestie

buddyyy
thank you

( ✰ )

bonus:

kageyama places his phone down, looking at the wall in front of him where you can see a poster of some volleyball team.

he starts to burst out in laughing, closing his eyes. he shakes his head while he imagines some person falling down the stairs and skipping down on their ass.

"what a dumbass," he mumbles to himself, shaking his head again and getting up from his seat. he wipes the corners of his eyes and takes a deep breath. he needs to calm down from his laughing or he's never going to finish that damn english homework.

"tobio, are you alright?"

his mum opens the door, where she sees her son. he has red eyes, but also a smile on his face. the woman frowns.

"did you cry, tobio?"

tobio nods a little, "uh, yeah mum. i saw a funny meme. don't worry, nothing bad happened."

yeah, a funny meme. he actually just saw you falling down the stairs at some school he doesn't know, wearing a school uniform, skipping down those stairs. not really a meme, but still funny.

tobio's mum nods, "alright, i got some tea for you downstairs. want to get it so you can continue making your homework?"

"yes, thank you mum!"

kageyama grabs his phone and walks downstairs with his mum, the image of you still in his mind.

it makes him chuckle one last time before he gets the drink his mum made and walks back upstairs with his green tea, ready to text you back.

( ✰ )

thought i'd give you a small bonus of kageyama laughing at you😋🦈