𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 彡 𝐭.𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚

⤷ 𝟘𝟜,, 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕

bitchass😐
[ 7.37 pm ]

can you be more annoying
i can't stop thinking
about my prank

it was a pretty good
one actually

i'm so funny

fucking hell i forgot
about this damn name
that you gave me

bitchass😐
it wasn't funny at all

bitchass😐 changed can you be more annoying to 'notmyfriend'

notmyfriend
it was funny

i came up with it
myself

pretty proud of that
not gonna lie

THAT NAME IS SO
RUDE WTH

bitchass😐
ok

notmyfriend
ur so rude wtf >:(

oh well my friends said
to prank text someone
and i came up with the
idea about the daily cat
facts myself

i'm so funny

such a good idea

i deserve a pat on the
back because of my
funny joke

bitchass😐
it was terrible and it
didn't make me laugh
at all

notmyfriend
why are you such a
party pooper

ur no fun

but that's ok i still
wanna be ur friend😁

bitchass😐
i don't wanna be urs😁

so fuck off😋

notmyfriend
*sigh*

how can i make sure
you're gonna be my
friend

i need new best friends

the ones i have bully me
all the time and make me
do stupid pranks💔

bitchass😐
text other ppl or
something cuz idc👋🏼

go annoy others with
your stupid texts

notmyfriend
why do you dislike my
prank so much

or me in general

but come on that was
SO funny

you fell for it

you need to give me
that

bitchass😐
no it wasn't funny

can you just shut up oh
my god🥴

i am sick of repeating
myself

notmyfriend
oooohhhh

[ sad face ]

bitchass😐
it wasn't funny at fucking
all ok

ur not funny

and animals don't like me
ok so reading about cats
just makes me sad

makes me feel upset

not funny

notmyfriend
so someone did hurt
you...

what happened bestie

tell me <3

bitchass😐
none

of

your

fucking

business

notmyfriend
just get it off your
chest sugarplum❤️

it will help

bitchass😐
will you leave me alone
if i tell you?

notmyfriend
okaaaaayy

deal😊

bitchass😐
cool

i was trying to befriend
this cat of my friend
and it scratched my
nose

animals don't like me

that's why i hated it

because that happened
yesterday

notmyfriend
oh my god

THAT is why you were
having a rough day??

PLS THAT'S SO CUTE

BE MY FRIEND🥰

bitchass😐
nah u r gonna leave me
alone now

you said so

notmyfriend
i was lying

am not leaving you
alone

i crossed my fingers
while typing that xD

PRAAANKK😆😆

bitchass😐
for fucks sake

notmyfriend
i'm so sorry

bitchass😐
no you're not

notmyfriend
you're right
seen

i'm not
seen

maybe a bit
seen

but not really😆
seen

OH—
seen

not again :(
seen

*sighs*
seen

so much for becoming
friends with someone💔
seen

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just bear with me ok this fic will be better when the chapters get longer and i'm not in the awkward stage of starting a story (which i always find the hardest) 😁🦈