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buddyyy
[ 7.18 am ]

person
sooooooo

that didn't go as
planned

i totally made a fool
out of myself with
the first person

and the second one
was weird as hell

so you're stuck with
me buddy🥳

buddyyy
sigh

well, i guess we have
no choice then

person
we don't

i tried🥹

buddyyy
that's appreciated

person
good

buddyyy
so why did you embarrass
yourself with the first one?

person
they were a lawyer💀

and twenty-seven

so that is a bit weird

and apparently that
was their work phone
so i was just texting a
inappropriate phone
number lol

buddyyy
of course that would
happen to you

person
rude

but ur right

these things always
happen to me

buddyyy
why wasn't the second
one a success?

person
idk

he just seemed like
a total playboy

just a bit weird and
annoying i guess lol

buddyyy
but you are too

seems like the perfect
fit for being friends

ur both annoying.

person
👁👄👁

thanks i guess

eYe rOlL

well maybe i'll try
texting him again
when i'm annoying
you 🥸

which i never do ofc🕺🏼

buddyyy
you are annoying now

person
you're supposed to
agree with me and
say "ur right ur
never annoying me <3"

buddyyy
that would mean i'm
lying

person
AND WHAT'S SO
BAD ABOUT THAT

dammit you

buddyyy
everything

my mother taught
me not to lie

person
ur talking bs