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thanos-sexual females

yasuko
i cant believe those
cute boys had the audacity to
crash my baby's birthday bash

seorin
????
its not even
my birthday???

meihui
iTs NoT eVeN mY bIrThDaY
my (fat, juicy, luscious) ass

hyemin
i mean we prepped so hard
those cute mfs had to
ruin it ://

heejin
rinrinrin
do you want a dick for
your bday? bc I'd surely
like to cut one of those
boy's dick off for you

seorin
ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY
but it was fun guys
dw

meihui
bitch you fr?

seorin
yes

meihui
frfr?

seorin
yeah!
yelling at boys is
fun <3

heejin
i did NOT raise you to
be this violent.
yasuko, you japanese baka
ass kawaii ass sugoi ass
daisuke ass aishteru ass
nani ass lookin ass bitch
what the fuck have you done
to my child?

yasuko
terrorized her dUh

hyemin
fun fact
yasuko's name means
peaceful child

meihui
NAHHHHHHHH
SAY SIKE

seorin
your parents went
in the wrong direction w
that

yasuko
my parents only go
in one direction
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD
LIKE NOBODY ELSE

hyemin
i used to fight anyone that
said larry aint real dang what
was wrong w middle school
hyemin

meihui
you were a directioner, ofc
everything was wrong with you

hyemin
suko, hold my phone and
hand me my favorite knife

meihui
NO
IM SORRHSHSHSHS

seorin
mei just dashed tf
out of our room and i can
hear their tom and jerry
chase

yasuko
lmAOOOO
THEIR RUNNING NOISES ARE
SO LOUD FUUUCCKKK

heejin
why am i friends with you guys

seorin
bc nobody else likes
your sorry ass

heejin
suko, hold my phone :)

yasuko
gladly

seorin
NO
HEEJIN IM SORRY
NO NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE TAHSTDJUSJX

yasuko
i love my life <3

belieberz house squad 😎😎

haechan
AND THE FUCKING JAPANESE
BITCH HAD THE AUDACITY TO
THREATEN TO THROW HER
BANANA MILK AT ME

renjun
we stan

haechan
FUCK YOU LONGJIN

jaemin
does someone else
hear those screams?

jeno
i do
it's those girls again
the Japanese one isn't there
but one of them is
chasing the other with a plastic
knife

mark
dang

chenle
were these girls always this
loud?

renjun
idk
they merged the boys and girls
dorm this year
but I'm pretty sure i saw only
three of them on campus before

jisung
why did they have to
merge when me and chenle
just joined

mark
haha sucks to be young

chenle
shut up, son i can hear
your bones breaking
from across the hall

mark
<\3

haechan
I JUST SAW THE JAPANESE
GIRL IN THE LOBBY
I WANNA CHOKE HER

jaemin
oh.
that's sexy.

haechan
nOT LIKE THAT YOU
IDIOT

renjun
idk hyuck
that sounded pretty kinky
to me

haechan
SHES RECORDING HER
FRIENDS BEATING UP EACH OTHER

chenle
wait i wanna watch this
I'll be in the lobby too

jisung
me too lets go
together

jeno
I'll come w you guys to
make sure you don't do
anything dumb

haechan
ngl these girls are pretty funny

renjun
"i wanna choke her" headass

haechan
said that in the heat of the
moment smfh

mark
"im gonna complain about
them to my mum now" headass

haechan
hey my mum would
totally understand my situation
and scold them

mark
sure.. sure.
so are we all watching them
fight?

haechan
actually, they stopped fighting
and now they're blaming
the Japanese one for
turning them all violent

renjun
niiiiicccceeee

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