ʀᴏᴏғᴛᴏᴘ ғɪɢʜᴛ - ɴᴄᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ

4

"AYO ITS FUCKFACE"
"AYO ITS BITCH... SUKO"
"AYO ITS A MISTAKE"
"AYO GASP TAKE IT BACK"
"AY-"

"uhm, I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down and stay silent or else we'll have to kick you out" the worker went near the loud table and bowed before returning

"danggit, you almost got us kicked out of kfc!" seorin hissed
"yeah like i can't imagine being kicked out! do you know what it's like to live without kfc? exactly, Candace, you don't" chenle said, giving a bitch face to haechan

"anyways! we came here to get to know each other" mark said, "I'll start, I'm from Canada and... i... yo what else is there about me?"

"he laughs like he sucked helium gas" renjun states, "like he can't reach high notes while singing but when he laughs he becomes moon taeil"

"yo who's taeil?" hyemin asks

"only the best boy to ever exist" haechan begins, "he's cute, he's short, he loves me, i love him, he sings really well, he-"

"OKAY heejin why don't you go next?"

"okay uh i.. hmm..." she begins to think, "is it too early for me to share a personal thing with you?"

the rest of the girls collectively gasped and meihui said, "are you gonna tell them that?"

"yeah well there's nothing else to say about me"
"okay then-"
"i have a deceased sister"

"oh no i hope she gets well soon," mark said with a sad tone but earns looks from the rest, "what?"
"she said deceased not diseased"
"oh as in... dead?"
"way to go mark"

"yeah dead," heejin says, "she died while mum was giving birth to her"

"I'm sorry for your loss" jaemin says
"its no biggy, never met her anyways" heejin shrugs

"APART FROM THE SAD SIBLING STUFF, SEORIN'S BIG BROTHER IS A KPOP IDOL"

"OH MY GOD REALLY"
"SHUT UP CHENLE BUT YES OH MY GOD REALLY"
"SEORIN IS MEIHUI BEING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?"
"yeah"
"OMG WHO-"

"sir please, calm down. our customers have started to leave because of the.. noise" the worker came back and bowed, he looked a little scared this time

"wait we'll guess" haechan says, "is it.... park chanyeol?"
"not even close"
"what about park jimin?"
"pft, i wish"
"park jinyoung?"
"that old dude?"
"no, ew. the handsome one from got7"
"bitch, i love got7 but you guessed wrong"
"what about Peter Parker?"
"peter- what the fuck, meihui you already know who it is"
"i just wanted to join"

"I'll just guess it because i have to bring out my inner atiny even though it might be wrong," said renjun, "but is it park seonghwa from ateez?"
"that's right" seorin replies, "park seonghwa and i are related by blood and i wish we weren't"

and as soon as she said that renjun started to shake in his seat.
"you good?" hyemin asks
"he has a massive crush on seonghwa"
"oh god"
"let's change the subject before he blows up"

"chenle! what part of China are you from?"
"oh I'm from Shangha-"

"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE PARK SEONGHWA IS RELATED TO YOU"

"we were too late"

"i am very sorry but this had to be done, you lot have been banned from this kfc. please do not even think about stepping foot in here ever again"

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i just started talking to the guy who i have a tiny crush on and he's like,, cool. (may way of saying that i think im alr in love w him)